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SUCKERS
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The assassin's/templars outfits each
Well since you insist :)
Here's the archive of RGromek with the art that this was compiled from: https://rgromek.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/assassin's%20creed
But also, strange how your reaction to all this was just to put the onus on me to find the art credits instead of idk... Not?? Reposting art at all? Or better yet, just deleting the post when I pointed it out to you to begin with? And then weirdly enough, like two years later to send this to me?
Anywaaaaay there ya go okay byyeeee
Thanks, I really appreciate it, also this is a really old post that I completely forgot about, I'll update it for sure though.
DOING WHAT I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR!!! CROSSOVER CONTENT!!! BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND ANYTHING WITH THESE TWO AND I FIND IT RIDICULOUS!!
You don't know how bad I needed this.
RESIDENT EVIL: VILLAGE
This would fit in a Friday night funkin mod
I love the detail that there’s no yellow paint markers inside Castle Dimetrescu because Karl Heisenberg wouldn’t fucking touch that place with a ten-foot pole.
"you go in there-"
*raises hands defensively as he backs away*
"I ain't helping you"

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I need help with a fic
Does anyone know how Karl Heisenberg would react to someone crying in his precence?
Like it's full on, ugly sobbing about something that is kind of his fault, but the crying character doesn't know yet. They are just grieving a villager that died in the Lycan attack, and up until now Karl has been kind to them. A bit condecending, and avoiding their relevant questions, sure. but kind.
I kind of want to have a "take a seat. I SAID SIT" moment, but i don't really know what Karl would say here's the excerpt:
“Wow there, Buttercup. Let’s put those tears away, huh?”
Elena sniffels but tries to do as she’s told, taking deep breaths.
(irrelevant thinking stuff happens)
Elena is full on crying now, wiping away her tears on her sleeve just makes more appear. Her breaths hiccup, her nose runs and her hands shake. Elena tries to breathe, but air is not coming.
(Karl yelling something)
I'm decent at writing stuff like this so uhhhaa, here it goes:
---
Elena tries to breath through the fit- doesn't help and Karl can only watch her struggle to calm
"kiddo- cool it- you're alive, right?"
He ends up trying to guide her to a chair, but ultimately fails when she pushes him away. Naturally being him he pushed against shove, and pressed Elena to the chair forcefully
"Calm down damnit!"
Elena mutters something he doesn't quite catch, but was sure it was something about a villager he had no idea who's name was.
"Please listen to me."
He braced his hands on the chairs arms a bit
"I know what happened- sorry to be rough but you cant change it."
He huffs and looks around for something anything to comfort her because that was one things he struggles with.
---
Didn't know the relationship well so I tried to make it neutral- relatively.
Any changes go right ahead. Wasn't the best of mine.
Ok i must admit but you now lowk got me into gears of war because of Damion and Wesker lmaoo🥹✌
That was the whole plan >:D
YOU'RE WELCOME
wesker save me im on my period
Perfect screenshot.
Why thank you.
Probably should've titled the first reblog with "Wesker Core" or "Wesker in a nutshell"
wesker save me im on my period
Perfect screenshot.
Sigh..
I admit that we are friends.
I am held at a gunpoint to say this.
- [ @wesker-the-god ]
"oh that's nice. I have very- VERY little"
*pauses for at least a minute*
"I'll be right back"
(one: I didn't hold you at gunpoint, two: he's unable to think, he's staring at the wall.)
Interesting...
He'll be fine

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"you sad @wesker-the-god?"
"someone fuck up your bioweapon?"
I do not feel things such as 'sadness'.
Yes
"Admin found this on Pinterest, enjoy it"
(this came from left4deadfrancis on Devianart)
I look handsome. As usual.
"I forget I'm a minor character sometimes when I realize how dead my tag is."
"I hate myself."
Poor, poor you.
"You are not helping! I will- i'll.."
"no. No I'm too tired for this"
"Mmmmight be a little drunk too... No wonder I'm so goddamn emotional right now-"
"just help me out- or dont. I'm building shit"
You will what?
Go to sleep.
"no."
"I got some brilliant ideas man-"
Go to sleep before I will find you and make sure you will be stuck asleep for the rest of your worthless, fascinating life. Ironic considering that this will mean you will not even have a life anymore.
"fuck- I don't have one in the first place! You think I care? these people don't give two fucks about me 😖"
"I'm not goin to bed"
Go to sleep.
If you go to sleep, I will be kind to you for once.
"no you fuckin WOnT"
"manipulator"
Just go to sleep. I will tuck you in.
"I don't wanna get tucked in man- I got papers to finish..."
I am gonna run you over with a car.
"please don't."
"I just want the papers done- no buildin- lemme at least get them finished"
(he is not aware that there are too many to finish within one day)
Go to sleep. You will do it tomorrow.
"NO command wants them done tomorrow and I really don't think you're sparing more than SEVEN minutes to finish it for me"
You are insufferable. What is the paperwork about.
"approval to use my shit to build"
"I don't want em using it if it's for anything other than warfare with the grubs"
"and some fanmail- but c-command doesn't want that-"
*(slowly gets sidetracked)*
Alright, alright.. And the, as you mentioned beforehand, the build thing? What is it about?
You are giving me a headache. Yet do not mistake my help as an act of kindness nor mercy. Or anything like that. And do not start weeping randomly. If you decide to, just not on my sight.
"uhhha... Mmm.. right"
"my weapons, I made a Lancer Grenade Launcher a while back- it'sa assault rifle that- *slurs drunkenly* that also can launch grenades like a morta- again- warfare- n-not... Not anything else"
Mhm. Alright, I will handle... These pesky tasks out of spiteful pity. Go. To. Sleep, you stubborn brat.
"wha-"
"please... Please don't fuck up on purpose..."
*leaves*
I most certainly will not.
he's very happy now.
Nine times outta ten he'll wake up 6 hours later, realize you did it, and then sob
Give the guy a break
And admit you're friends.
I do not have time for 'friends'.
I do not agree with that but neither do I deny.
Trust.
Do it.
it'd make his day
"you sad @wesker-the-god?"
"someone fuck up your bioweapon?"
I do not feel things such as 'sadness'.
Yes
"Admin found this on Pinterest, enjoy it"
(this came from left4deadfrancis on Devianart)
I look handsome. As usual.
"I forget I'm a minor character sometimes when I realize how dead my tag is."
"I hate myself."
Poor, poor you.
"You are not helping! I will- i'll.."
"no. No I'm too tired for this"
"Mmmmight be a little drunk too... No wonder I'm so goddamn emotional right now-"
"just help me out- or dont. I'm building shit"
You will what?
Go to sleep.
"no."
"I got some brilliant ideas man-"
Go to sleep before I will find you and make sure you will be stuck asleep for the rest of your worthless, fascinating life. Ironic considering that this will mean you will not even have a life anymore.
"fuck- I don't have one in the first place! You think I care? these people don't give two fucks about me 😖"
"I'm not goin to bed"
Go to sleep.
If you go to sleep, I will be kind to you for once.
"no you fuckin WOnT"
"manipulator"
Just go to sleep. I will tuck you in.
"I don't wanna get tucked in man- I got papers to finish..."
I am gonna run you over with a car.
"please don't."
"I just want the papers done- no buildin- lemme at least get them finished"
(he is not aware that there are too many to finish within one day)
Go to sleep. You will do it tomorrow.
"NO command wants them done tomorrow and I really don't think you're sparing more than SEVEN minutes to finish it for me"
You are insufferable. What is the paperwork about.
"approval to use my shit to build"
"I don't want em using it if it's for anything other than warfare with the grubs"
"and some fanmail- but c-command doesn't want that-"
*(slowly gets sidetracked)*
Alright, alright.. And the, as you mentioned beforehand, the build thing? What is it about?
You are giving me a headache. Yet do not mistake my help as an act of kindness nor mercy. Or anything like that. And do not start weeping randomly. If you decide to, just not on my sight.
"uhhha... Mmm.. right"
"my weapons, I made a Lancer Grenade Launcher a while back- it'sa assault rifle that- *slurs drunkenly* that also can launch grenades like a morta- again- warfare- n-not... Not anything else"
Mhm. Alright, I will handle... These pesky tasks out of spiteful pity. Go. To. Sleep, you stubborn brat.
"wha-"
"please... Please don't fuck up on purpose..."
*leaves*
I most certainly will not.
he's very happy now.
Nine times outta ten he'll wake up 6 hours later, realize you did it, and then sob
Give the guy a break
And admit you're friends.
Every fucking time I get to the first Wesker confrontation, this blonde slut starts taunting me by whoring it up.
You better stop that before one of us ends up pregnant
No one is gonna end up pregnant. And I am not a slut, you zero-brain-cells but horny human.
How is it you can get taunts and this motherfucker is imperial marching towards me like I owe him a sample of my blood.
To trigger the taunts, you have to stay within close proximity to Wesker without engaging in combat. So, successfully dodging his attacks, remaining close, and refraining from retaliating. Then he should, eventually, mirror you by going through his taunting animations. He has a handful like this one in particular, but also turning his back to you mockingly, correcting his glasses, and shrugging. I hope that helps.
*screenshots*
THANK YOUUUU MWAH
Every fucking time I get to the first Wesker confrontation, this blonde slut starts taunting me by whoring it up.
You better stop that before one of us ends up pregnant
No one is gonna end up pregnant. And I am not a slut, you zero-brain-cells but horny human.
How is it you can get taunts and this motherfucker is imperial marching towards me like I owe him a sample of my blood.
Because you do. Probably.
Every fucking time I get to the first Wesker confrontation, this blonde slut starts taunting me by whoring it up.
You better stop that before one of us ends up pregnant
No one is gonna end up pregnant. And I am not a slut, you zero-brain-cells but horny human.
How is it you can get taunts and this motherfucker is imperial marching towards me like I owe him a sample of my blood.

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Not talking about biological engineering but just regular engineering in general
You got a favorite weapon to use- or have you made one yourself you use often?
(I know you got your pistol custom made you did not make it yourself.)
- ⚙️
( @thesarcasticmechanic )
“The Killer 7” - I would say that it is a great high caliber magnum. Or “Silver Ghost.”
I consider them pretty neat, but on the other hand I do not recall creating my own non-virus weapon.
"don't ask me how I know you"
"I ain't gonna ask why you're up at midnight"
(midnight Wesker)
"oh"
"nevermind-"
Work. Or whatever. I am up because work. Blah blah.
WAIT NO MY STUPID ASS REBLOGGD WRONGLY
That's why I responded like you were still Wesker :D
Dwight felt his heart sink as the once limp figure under the pallet twitched and slowly rose to its feet. Joints popped and cracked as it stretched itself out of proportion. The once Mastermind lookalike that he and David were running from was now something out of a nightmare.
"What the fuck," David mumbled, just as dumbfounded as he was. The deformed clone smirked in response.
Wesker, the real Mastermind, leaned in close to the two survivors. "I think you owe my friend an apology," he stated, "You did lure them into one of your pointless traps." Dwight gulped nervously.
Unknown tilted their head to one side; the fake sunglasses starting to slide off. "S-seven minutes," they murmured, "S-seven minutes...to play with you." Black tendrils rose out of their back and out of the sleeves of the fake coat. The grin on their face grew wider.
"Fuck me," David grumbled, steeling himself.
Wesker grabbed him by the shoulder. "Tempting, but no," he replied before plunging his knife into the scrapper's shoulder. A loud yelp echoed through the air.
Dwight turned to run, but the Unknown's hand slammed down onto his arm; fingers digging into his skin. Unknown pulled him in face to face. Their grin, trying to match the Mastermind's smile, was wider than ever.
"A-apologize," they whispered excitedly, before raising their own copy of Wesker's blade and bringing it down.
I'm scared of you