Chronophage

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

tempting

No probert Robert

It is a strange thing, how humans like to poison themselves and then enjoy the feeling as their body tries desperately to fight it off.

thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

i really need to stop saying ‘mood’ to literally everything. first it was ‘relatable’ then it was ‘same’ - i need to actually give thoughtful responses to someone instead of instantly relying on the word crutch of just throwing ‘mood’ out there as if it’s a replacement for thoughtful human interaction

Same

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

@musicalsandtrees

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece