Rated R for Reasons

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

in 2026 i am wishing for all of us the energy of bilbo baggins, who was headhunted for an extremely well paid role he had no qualifications or experience for, blagged the interview, and within his first week found a magic ring that does the job for him

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

they got married btw