ThisLifeisMessy

This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

Step 5: profit?

The profit comes from making drugs illegal to imprison ppl for cheap labor, yeah.

Yo that thing absolutely fucks

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

Has anyone else noticed that it's bad

i like pretending i dont understand why my tummy hurts all the time and then go about living my life purely fueled by caffeine and hot sauce & being the most anxious stressed neurotic bitch in the room

i think every physically disabled person should get 200 dollar whenever someone suggests exercising more btw

$500 if they’re also fat and ppl think losing weight will make our disability magically disappear.

I’m sorry that you had to suffer in silence. I’m sorry you never had someone to confide in. I’m sorry that nobody picked up on the hints you gave. I’m sorry that you still carry the same pain.

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive