My Thoughts of Unpredictablity

Someone's gotta add Danny Game Grumps from the pickle episode saying "He called me boss!"

shout out to the aro/ace spectrum people enduring valentine's. you're literally so beautiful and strong

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

todays a big day for longtime discord haters like myself 🫩

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

"But what if they're secretly upset with me and are just claiming to be fine-" Then they have shitty communication skills and that's not your fault or responsibility

idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage

"people keep saying this house is haunted but ive been here for 200 years and havent seen a ghost!"

I like to imagine that hydras would do the same thing