A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

okay personally, i do think she's an asshole. HOWEVER she's clearly a product of her environment + was put in like the shittiest situation imaginable. I'd be pissed too. To expect her to to be endlessly understanding and saintly is insane. Also it is so fucking important that we have characters like her!! This is the well written representation we've been waiting for!! A mean lesbian alcoholic getting hammered and crying about her dead wife?? Give me ten more

what if you were a LESBIAN and a HIVEMIND VIRUS from OUTER SPACE sent you a GENDERBEND of your OC to try and make you FEEL BETTER after your WIFE DIED and you CANT GET ANGRY ABOUT IT or 11 MILLION PEOPLE WILL DIE

i wish i could reblog all the i hate sex posts because they’re terribly funny but unfortunately it’s just not true. i don’t hate sex. i’m literally thinking about it while i’m on the clock. on the clock? i wish i was on the. well. i shan’t say