the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

Every single American is on welfare, they just find ways to pretend that it isn’t welfare. Do you think that your home mortgage interest deduction fell from the sky? Do you think God granted you a child tax credit

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

Where is it buried

Some people will say they hate children and then their only recent child-adjacent experiences are Crying Baby In Supermarket and Ragebait Toddler Video and Cousin’s iPad-Addicted Kindergartner and it’s like yeah no shit you don’t like them. It’s like you saw Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) and concluded that you hate movies.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍