This Is Not Worth Reading

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

what compelled you to do this

the only thing that could top that clip is that story

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

I can’t stand ya’ll 😂😂😂😂

Can we have the remix in here too please?

i love punk because if you dont like a song just wait it’ll be over in like 90 seconds. dont worry about it. and i love metal because if you DO like a song good news buddy there’s still 11 more minutes

please block me if you read books with death in them. i don’t care your “reason” - it’s clear you have a death fetish, are pro-necrophilia, and think killing is okay. i don’t care if someone you know died recently or if you have a terminal illness. it is not okay to consume fiction with death in it to cope. and that’s that on that, you freaks. pro-death crowd dni.

Imagine you’re 400 kilometres above the ground, hurtling along at eight kilometres per second, you get a short break from your strict work schedule to call up your wife who you haven’t seen for months, and she hangs up on you.