thisismyrlnoturl

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

Gifs you can vividly hear

anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

Or they got a cease & desist from Big Sex

Actually it's pronounced jaslight. You've been saying it wrong this whole time.

This is my song, you guys! *tries to bop and immediately throws out back again*

Okay, but why did I think this was a hint at some sort of Sainz/Vettel slash fic with driver who just left poorly-managed but iconic seat/driver who replaced him vibes and Danny Ric loudly cheering them on? 

Also, I might have also just not wanted to pick up because sometimes my brain sees that as a personal attack that it’s not prepared for.

Do you guys have people that you hope never get cancelled for something legitimately shitty? Because, for me, Lil Nas X is

Long ago, the people of the world experienced time in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Time Knife attacked.

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

Oof. I feel this.

so you think you can stone miette and spit in miette’s eye?? so you think you can love miette and leave miette to DIE?? oh mother!! can’t do this to me mother!!!