This Alternative Fairytale

Rockstar!Dean keep getting distracted by his backupdancer!Cas

FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.

this means…denny’s….

I mean have you ever been in a denny’s parking lot after 2 AM because the etymological ancestry makes perfect sense

hot new Hellenic Polytheist trend: initiate yourself into the Dionysian Mysteries by chugging three liters of grape soda while dancing naked in Denny’s at midnight

i don’t see why that wouldn’t work tho

My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.

“Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]”

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit. “God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

humans are the biggest meme

this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

The fact we STILL reblog these posts every Tuesday five seasons later should be convincing enough to bring Gabriel back already