Just a bitch being a bitch ig lol

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

I'm always at the club and then I come home, lie in bed and read my fanfics until the room stops spinning (the universal balance)

just went to see wake up dead man and rian johnson slipped in a joke referencing how all those conservative star wars dudebros like to think of themselves as the rebels and i think i laughed a little too hard for my own good. i just know they’re going to be pissed when they catch wind of it because they still can’t shut up about the last jedi all these years later and i’m not gonna lie… it made the joke so much funnier to me lmao

Moral of the story is Don't trust men with podcasts

Clara would've absolutely battered Conrad after the shit he pulled

“That was too far” no it wasn’t Kate was right. They should’ve let it rip his throat out through his asshole

ngl ive always seen kate as a bit of a nothing character but letting a guy get his arm bitten off to make a point is the most brigadier thing shes ever done

Ruby Sunday, if you want to go on a podcast to talk about the doctor, you should have gone on the blue box files, abby, shorna and cleo wouldn't have done you dirty like that, and also might have introduced you to my girl rani chandra

Conrad can return one more time but only if it’s in a special 18+ episode where Ruby gets to brutally assault him and it’s gorier than all the Saw movies combined