My Best Mistakes

never forget

enamored by the singular corn kernel that fell down the grate in the back room of my work where we wash all the sequipment (seed equipment) and immediately started growing on a little pile of sand that fell down there too and now it’s like 6 inches tall poking one of its leaves through the slats

Can’t even get ours to grow successfully in our garden but whatever.

Apparently Tyler Oakley still exists?! Didn't realize. It's been a hot minuit since 2012. Cool news tho!

did you think i’d be dead or something

mean lesbians & evil bisexuals we need to unionize

*masturbates for serotonin*

Soulmate friendships are indeed very real

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out.