this local girl knows nothing

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

Great post guys

World Heritage Post

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

Do you ever think about how, for the vast vast majority of human history, up until like 70 years ago, and still for a huge portion of the world today, going to the bathroom, something you need to do every single day from your birth until you breathe your last, was just fucking awful? Like, I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know how they used to do it everywhere, but before modern privies, it was outhouses and latrines, chamber pots and cesspits, no privacy, no ass wipes, no laxatives or costive agents. Just man vs nature. Sometimes I forget but right now I’d like to remember and be filled with gratitude that I live in the age of having a whole room in my house dedicated to my comfort and ease during the evacuation process of bodily waste. And my sincerest condolences to every human being before me that shit in a field or pissed on their socks never knowing that a better world was to come.

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

before trump and the creation of ANTIFA as a boogeyman, the fbi listed animal liberation and 'eco-terrorism' as the number 1 domestic terror threat.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

foaming at the mouth OHH I WANT A CAT I WANT A CAT I WANT A CAT 💔💔 MEOW 😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿😿

the fact that all the same actors are in all the movies nowadays is a product of the rising culture of anti-intellectualism in film and other creative spaces, in this essay i will-

and also the reason we keep on getting slop sequels as the big films of the year, instead of new movies from new directors/writer, with new actors

and this is all a product of late-stage capitalism

the fact that all the same actors are in all the movies nowadays is a product of the rising culture of anti-intellectualism in film and other creative spaces, in this essay i will-

and also the reason we keep on getting slop sequels as the big films of the year, instead of new movies from new directors/writer, with new actors