Underwater Love

people who are in their 20 or 30s complaining about ‘kids these days’ is super funny to me, like i saw someone complaining about how kids at some pool were playing marco polo but with ‘hashtag’ ‘yolo’ and if that’s not funny to you then what the hell sucked the joy out of your life

I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”

#this is making me picture aziraphale just like#elbows deep in a wild bee hive and covered in honey#full fucking feral#immune to bee stings#doesn’t care who sees#crowley there like i have never been so attracted to him - @penny-anna

Step 4: Realizing Dumbledore was manipulative and abusive as well and not the infallible person everyone believed him to be.

Step 5: Discovering that the only person as golden as their reputation portrayed and knew what the fuck was going on was Minerva McGonagall and she was amazing.

DAMN RIGHT

girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

Look at the duck’s FACE

the mini skirt + over the knee socks look is the best look ever created and no one will ever change my mind

its true and you should say it

It’s called absolute territory and its absolutly the best

And you chose to censor your face in the worst way imaginable

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

OH, MOTHERFUCKER