I like puns a lot

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

you: nut me, an intellectual: boy syrup

Imagine showing someone this in 2010 and being like this totally makes sense.

boop

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

May your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Anyone else get paranoid that you’re super annoying and boring and just the overall source of someone’s bad mood when you’re talking to them and their answers suddenly become one worded auto responses or is it just me?

my cutthroat kitchen sabotage idea: someone has to cook in a separate room that is full of seagulls