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thirdcaballero:

> Eating popcorn.

Mirai, be civilized.

thirdcaballero:

…to put it delicately, “rectifying FUBAR’d situations”; usually brought about by my consorts being a touch too trigger happy. my lieutenants are usually good at de-escalating, but if i had a caegar for every “situation that got out of a lieutenant’s control”, well, i’d be able to replace a few sets of ruined shoes.

that seems like too much trouble but im glad you like those says. do you get to do things you usually don’t?

well, keeping the wheels of a faith that adulates chaos is a very busy vocation, but frankly, i wouldn’t give it up for anything. sure, sometimes the flock gets unruly in places, but... it’s all part of the ride, and chaos wouldn’t be chaos without occasional misfortune.

thirdcaballero:

haaaaa, relatable. i mean, my organization is at a point where it’s practically self-sustaining, i just attend meetings and dole out commands nowadays… but sometimes, a situation goes south enough that you need to make a personal appearance and do the grunt work yourself.

sometimes, i love days like that.

what kind of work is it?

thirdcaballero:

you’re not lying in the slightest. especially given sometimes you really do need that ‘turn it off and turn it back on again’ effect once you ascend proper.

i should probably sleep less and focus more on my actual work but the allure of waking up refreshed is just too strong

haaaaa, relatable. i mean, my organization is at a point where it’s practically self-sustaining, i just attend meetings and dole out commands nowadays... but sometimes, a situation goes south enough that you need to make a personal appearance and do the grunt work yourself.

thirdcaballero:

most of the time. i usually get a couple days a week where i’ll sneak in six or seven hours; maybe 3 days a week if i’m lucky. technically i don’t even need to do it, but it helps to have something to remind me i used to be human, y’know?

yeah i know what you mean

besides sleeping feels really good even if you dont need it to function