fuck you

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

LIES AND DECEIT

A THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER

Hell yeah im a slut (non practicing)

Funny how beer looks like piss ...... this says a lot about men in our society

They honestly should make a beer where it’s like just 10% piss.

why would i drink beer that has half as much piss as usual

Why is it that anytime I go on this godforsaken website, you people are talking about piss

as they say in the bible, let him who doesn't have a gif of the Hulk fucking Scarlette Johansson as a header on tumblr dot com throw the first stone

Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

The only possible response

CURSED

my blog is a safe space for anyone who’s written “sorry :(” on a math test before

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girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life