Just been drinkin' this drink Izana didn't want

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

They gotta patch backs. Literally the worst body part. How does it manage to be painful literally no matter what you do. I think that's fucked up

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

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Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

i am so . forgets what i was going to say and starts sobbing and banging my head against the wall

if you had to choose one pokemon to be your absolute favorite out of every pokemon which one would you choose. its okay to choose a "basic" one