:|

this could be us

god i need something so bad. but what is it

nobody with a tumblr in 2026 is a good person

my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less

to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy

who knows though

suck him from behind til your nose is in his hole sunday

Happy Father's Day! 👬👨‍❤️‍👨

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter