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The one with cal1cards

*talking about the fact how we now have a student id card and a clipper card

vince: now its cal2card

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The one with sausage

Vince: I’ve seen black sausage before

The one with star wars

*talking about Star Wars characters

person: What’s Luke and Leia’s mom’s name?

Vincent: pad-me. It’s pad-me right?

The one with slapping babies

Vincent: how do you find a good watermelon? Slap it like a baby.

The one with the invasive species

Albert: did you know that the eucalyptus is an invasive species? Vincent: yes. So is the weed

#9.21.16

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The one with a new neighbor

Vince: hey you're going to be my neighbor

Vince: I'm gonna knock a wall down and we can hold hands while we sleep

#5.6.16

The one with prayer

Vince: *praying

Vince: and we pray for the seniors that are moving on... To start a family

#5.6.16

The one with Jesus

Vincent: It’s like 2 men in 1... Me and Jesus!

#3.18.16

the one with tacobell

*rummages through tacobell bag

Vincent: Wheres my quesalupe??

*finds it

Vincent: OoOO baby

#3.18.16

the one with booty

*jason starts backing up into vincent

Vincent: I don’t want your booty

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the one with farts

*pauses from strumming guitar during worship practice

Vincent: When you fart do particles go through your pants? Or do they just stay?

#03.04.16

the one with bumpers

jason: aren’t boobs malleable? so you can more easily put your forearms together if you just push them up, right?

vince: “boobs are malleable—like bumpers!”

#02.15.16 #bumpers #bowling lanes are malleable #submission

the one with selena gomez

*good for you by selena gomez starts playing on the radio*

"i always mix up selena gomez and demi lovato. they look exactly the same.”

#02.15.16 #disney original movie #submission

the one with 5318008

“my favorite number”

#01.21.16.#boobies

the one about poutine

“poo….tein. I definitely tried sounding this out and it sounds like a teenager made of poo”

#01.04.16 #canada #poutine #submission

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the one with objectifying men

"are you trying to objectify men again, esther!?”

#12.29.15 #submission

the one with meghan trainor

*vince talking about meghan trainor*

vince: she kind of reminds me of adele

me: how?

vince: just everything about her

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