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New Dating Strategy

Best first date - Go to therapy together - "Oh, we both think life is meaningless! Let's run away and listen to The Cure forever" #monday

— Geoffrey Asmus (@filthyson) January 13, 2014

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When he's not tweeting about weed Doug Benson is awesome

Just caught up with the Kardashians. Still a bunch of assholes.

— Doug Benson (@DougBenson) January 12, 2014

#doug benson #funny tweets #funny #twitter #kardashians #kim kardashian #tv #true

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#drake and josh #tv #funny #quotes #humor #television

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My childhood and adult life are colliding and I don't know what to do!?!

#weed #drugs #full house #mary kate #mary kate and ashley #childhood #cute #wtf #idk

Fake Girls

Fake girls be like... pic.twitter.com/YPiAe4f48p

— Funny Tweets™ (@autocorrects) January 14, 2014

#twitter #funny tweets #women #fake people #fake girls #ridiculous #truth

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Ego much?

#ego #wtf #twitter #funny tweet #funny #marc jacobs

Great One-Liner

"well you know, i just have one of those faces"--a serial killer talking about his face collection

— Toler Wolfe (@oswolfe) January 5, 2014

#funny #one-liner #one liner #jokes #stand-up comedy #comedy #funny joke #joke

The difficulties of living in apartments.

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The Struggle

Help me, Microsoft Office Paper Clip...you're my only hope.

— Garyz (@garolb) January 7, 2014

#twitter #microsoft #technology #computers #funny tweets #jokes #funny

Colbert At It Again

Don't believe the marijuana threat is real? Then why did I develop glaucoma the same day they announced medicinal marijuana in New York?

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 7, 2014

#colbert #stephen colbert #weed #marijuana #colorado #legalize it #funny #twitter #funny tweets

MY DAD DOESN'T REALLY LIKE OBAMA.

#obama #jokes #politics #stand-up comedy #standupshots #reddit #comedy #funny

Depressed Friend - And then one day, I did it (masturbated) three times. I was in a dark place, man.

We all have that line that we try to never cross.

#masturbation #friend #funny friends #funny #funny quotes #shit people say #depression #truth #real life

Forgetful Edward Snowden.

#edwards snowden #snowden #NSA #9/11 #never forget #america #usa #jokes #stand-up comedy #comedy #funny quotes

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Guy - I would rather run out of food than good weed.

Younger me agreed so hard to this ideology.

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Important Questions

Do terrorists blush when you call their personality 'explosive'? #thoughts

— Geoffrey Asmus (@filthyson) January 6, 2014

#twitter #funny twitter #funny tweets #terrorists #jokes #comedy #stand-up comedy #funny

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