Things my sister has said

"The man is good looking and I will not elaborate"-K

"if you don't outlive me i'll piss on your grave."-K

"are you well rounded or are you just multiple circles"-H

"I may be brutally honest and a pothead but at least I don't litter."-K

"I'm trying to dig up David Bowie's body and wear his skin."-K

"You can at least pretend be sad I'm leaving."-C "Why?!? You're the one that's leaving"-K

"*Evil giggles* I planted a seed today and I thought it got stomped on but its growing into something BEEEEEEAUTIFUL."-K

"I want each of these quotes at my funeral with a different photo on each slide with match box 20's push playing in the background"-K

"The little demon troll that lives inside your brain is so much stronger than capitalism ever will be"-K

"Go take some fucking Prozac bitch!"-K

"If I had David Tennant's body I would rule the world androgynously."-K

"I'm realistic but unreasonable."-K

"I thought Colt 45s were guns?"-K

"Just stand in front of your dick and scream."-K

"I am producing enough ass sweat to quench all of California."-K

"He's good protein"-H "He's SAAAAD Protein"-K

"watch me lengthen my stick with a fucking revolver"-K