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YOU ARE THE REASON
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I CAN'T STUDY, RUPERT.
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ABDAB SEASON IS HERE
When the nights start drawing in and the days turn cold… When that damp chill creeps into the air and you start to feel cold to your bones… When you hear the gnawing in the walls, gnashing of teeth in the closet and screams in the night… You know it’s.. Abdab season!
Abdab season runs from the 1st of September until the 31st of November. During these three months you can take your very own Abdab home! Whether that’s advisable is a different matter…
Abdabs come in two different sizes, meikle and muckle. Meikle abdabs are 2” big and Muckle abdabs are about 3” big.
If you prefer the smaller size then you can have the pleasure of taking him a moosie, corvie or nathair home. Moosies are based on a mouse skull and are terrible chewers.. Corvies are based on crows and have an obsession with shiny trinkets.. Nathair are dragon-like and have terrible tempers.
The three larger abdabs are Caberfeidh, Crystal and Screaming. Caberfeidh abdabs have an impressive set of antlers like a deer, Crystal abdabs have kitten skulls encrusted in gems. Screaming abdabs just make the worst noise…
If skeletal miscreants are your bag then look no further than my Etsy shop! Turnaround is 10 days and you can choose which body colour you would like your abdab to have!
Coming soon: Abdab patches, an abdab print and two new breeds of abdab! z
THEYRE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AASDFGHKL PLEASE SOMEONE LOVE ME ENOUGH TO GET ME ONE!!!!!!
I LOVE IT
My best friends older brother just drunk messaged me on facebook. The intoxicated babblings of young adults truly is the pinnacle of poetry.
“BOOBIES!!
Cant help but stare at yours when you cut pepper’s (their dog’s) nails.”
An inspiration.
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this is actually what you should do for huskies when you live in hot places. Keep their coats trimmed short and give them a pool of ice to play in
AS A PETSMART GROOMING SALON EMPLOYEE, DO NOT SHAVE DOUBLE COATED DOGS LIKE HUSKIES. It can lead to sunburn, rashes, and even depression. Only trim them up. Also, this video is adorable.
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List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal
Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you
I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market
Fight me Helen
I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother
That’s my nindo. My ninja way.
I literally JUST sat down
Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall
Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?
Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers
Centipedes? In my vagina?
*Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*
I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.
I’m an Aries
Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*
I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor
I’m allergic
That’s just what the communists want!
I’ve been dead for seven years
Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be
I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes
It would be unfair to my cat
I’m chaotic neutral
*long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*
“I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”
I’m just cookin pizza!
Relaxed seal in the pool
everyone who makes "every john green book" posts: i haven't actually read any of these books but i see that teenage girls like them and often relate to the characters, especially when they say pretentious fakedeep stuff so rather than acknowledging that maybe this author is attempting to portray the realities of being a young teenager, which often include being kinda pretentious and fake deep, im just going to make fun of him and make young girls who relate to his characters feel alienated and excluded because i like to shame people out of enjoying media that i personally don't like. since i haven't read the books, i also don't know that john green is trying to show how damaging it is when we romanticize other people, especially when boys idealize girls they have crushes on. i don't know that john green's books end with the greasy white nerd boy realizing that teenage girls are just people so i'm going to continue making snarky posts because that's easier than trying to understand something i don't like. this is really helpful & i feel that i am using my time productively
tfw you finish a 52 book manga and watch the anime within a week and get 3 hours of sleep a night
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aries privilege: not having to scroll to the bottom of horoscope posts to find out what fucking type of leaf blower you are
me on a usual weekday night
college is kicking my ass and im tired
my fave
HE HAS LITTLE SHOES AND HES SAVUNG THE BEES I CANT BREATHE HES SAVUNF THE BEES HES DOING A GREAT A JOB I HOPE HE KNOES HES DOUNG A GREAT JOB TELL HIM
Whoever created this is amazing.
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what fresh hell
Y'all’d’ve known this if you live in the south
I wish I could do something more to help. :C
