*INHALE* *EXHALE*

I love staring down into the grates on the sidewalk. Like you never know what could have fallen in there: someone's keys, a phone, coins, the last will and testament left by a rich man for his children but mysteriously is lost and then gets found at the last moment by your evil step mother saying everything goes to her but you know that it's fake but you have no way of proving yourself so you have to go on a adventure with your sister and your one weird friend in order to find the true will, or even sometimes a baby pacifier!!

*sniffs your armpit* uhh, you need to pay off your credit card

How dare you say that, I'll have you know my father is a graphic designer

Your penis isn't real; cut it off.

2017 Toyota Corolla, it's my home.

I am a true american; my blood is red, my skin is white, and my balls are blue. 🦅🇺🇲🔥

With my eye sight if you're farther than 5 feet people are shadows but with color.