Thimbleberrypie

the year is 2043. supercorp is on the cover of dc pride, its lex and clark. we are in the bad timeline.

that's not a touching depiction of grief and trauma that's just suicideslop.

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey