strong power, thank you

An original work by Admin Park !!!!!

Summary: Your close friend, a Slytherin falls in love with someone different, and wont accept denial from anyone. Soon enough he’s turned into a full jerk like the rest of the Slytherins, not accepting his desires aren’t going to happen. 

Genre: Harry Potter AU! that’s kinda crack and does rage quits and anger count as a genre? A lot of that

Warning: TRIGGERING PEOPLE!

this is Part one, idk if I’ll be bothered to add a heap more parts to this though

Slytherins are supposed to be the most cruel, sneaky, rude students in Hogwarts. But lucky you, a Gryffindoor, had found the one Slytherin in the school who smiled, greeted everyone happily, talked to other house students, loved life and didnt tell you to ‘kys’ every few days.

‘MR CHOI! YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE SLYTHERIN HOUSE!! shinee FIVE POINTS FROM YOUR HOUSE!!!’ The professor screamed. Well, maybe your closest friend had good intentions, but Slytherins probably just couldn’t help themselves. Minho choked up his words as he tried to deny to the booing students in the room, harsher than usual. He sat back down shamefully, not saying a word until at least twenty minutes after dismissal. 

“I wish I wasn’t in this cursed house. No one likes me, no one gets in trouble but me.” Minho whined, constantly he ranted about this topic. 

“They’re not used to good people!” You said, your voice’s accent unique from his. “Change the reputation of Slytherin, you’ve got the ability”. Minho wouldn’t though. He was too scared, but today was worse. Actually, more this whole month was. He’d plummeted his enthusiasm completely since June. You decided it was time to talk to him about it. 

And the time came perfectly, you were so worried about what Minho did the next day you spewed out paragraphs of questions and worries inside your mind.

It started after transfiguration class, where Minho sat in your usual meet up spot - a lonely wooden bench where the whomping willow once was. You approached the blue teenager and sighed. He sighed too. Without words, you both looked at the parchment scrunched in his hands. “No, not again! I thought you were over this!!” you cried. Minho kept calm and shook his head. He unraveled the paper and showed you his Hogwarts letter for the hundredth time.

“I question why Im here...Why did i accept this stupid mistake of a letter??” he groaned, scrunching it back up. 

“Minho-” you began

“No, its not your fault, i need to just-” Minho’s face fell into his hands as he mumbled the rest. 

“What? Tell me” you poked, deciphering he said he was ‘thinking about something’. He shook his head and you continued to poke him.

“fine” he continued, bringing his face up. “Ive become a victim of love.”

"Woahhhhhhh” You breathed, sitting beside him. “Tell me, who is it? thats the first step-”

“You wouldnt believe me.” he shrugged. “Youd think it’s......weird”

You shook your head. “No!! think of the students I’ve told you my thoughts on! Even that first year who puked at the banquet....” Minho didnt accept it. He was obviously considering the life out of it though, leaving you two in silence for a few minutes before you asked one last time. He didnt accept, but knelt and started using his wand to draw in the dirt. He sighed and got up so you could see what he did.

“It’s between these two.” He mumbled. 

‘Professor Slughorn’

‘That brunette mermaid painting 4 Ravenclaw’

Was what the ground read.

“Okay, this isnt time for joking man, I’m generally worried about you!” You said strongly. Minho gave you a sarcastic smile and kicked the bench. 

“Told you!!!!” he yelled, zapping the words in the dirt with a spell. “You really DONT know me YN, you think you do but....*pffft*”

an original drabble by admin Park.

Theme/Character breakdown: Jhope TvPresenterAU! A retro and corny Tv game show. BTS’ Jin, Rapmonster, Jimin, Jungkook, V, Suga appear as ‘lucky’ guests of the show, each with a wild persona i cant explain in this short summary.

Summary: BTS are really not good at thinking of wishes to come true, especially on live TV in the 1900s. And on top of that, Jhope’s new television show contains some pretty weird stuff.

word count: 1.3K lol wtf it was meant to be short

Genre: Crack and stupid and weird and magic and not logic etc (very good genre i read so much of that)

side note; when ur reading this imagine it on set of one of those 90′s game shows, BTS with trends that were cool then and crappy TV reception ;)

‘WE’RE LIVE!!’ A host voice announced.

“Hi! Hello! Annyeong! It is I, Jung Hoseok and tonight TheJungoShow is finally making its first appearance!” Audience members cheer and Jhope dances around the stage in his silver sequined suit, the light reflecting off his boots and blinding the viewers - probably anyone in the country really.

“If you don’t know, tonight’s segment on my show is called ‘make a wish’ and basically; we get some very, VERY lucky guests to join me on stage, and choose their desires, anything they can imagine shall be granted!!” Hoseok shouts, sending the paid ‘audience’ wild but putting off viewers at home. Corny music plays, the host jams, but a set of screen doors open, revealing the six guests for tonight’s segment.

First enters a sour contestant; his blonde hair covering his face, wearing jeans ripped to shreds and a baseball jacket. He finds it difficult to hold back the urge to flip off the cameras live.His nametag says ‘Yoongi’ in scribbled handwriting. Closely behind him a smiley character skips, his brown fringe poking out a backwards cap, his badge says “JIMIN <3″. The audience is quite entertained by the next man, blowing a corny kiss to the crowd and swishing himself all over the isle, his name tag says JIN. The man behind him rolls his eyes, showing off as he strips his denim jacket and ties or around his waist. The ladies coo and “Jungkookie” bounces his eyebrows. Hoseok recieves a cute wave from the next contestant - “TAETAE!!!” his nametag reads. The sandy haired boy puts his glasses against the back of his neck, sits next to Jimin, and performs a childish handshake, sending Jin into cringe attacks. Finally, Hoseok announces “Our final man, our brains, our only sane contestant, though his fellow teammates have said hes ‘always sexually anxious?’ Uhhh anyway here comes NAMJOON!!!”                                                             Namjoon walks up the isle, death glaring his friends but smiling sweetly at the crowd, throwing his sunglasses off to the them and intimidatingly telling Taehyung to move out of his seat, taking it and quickly going back to acting sweet.    

The six take their seats at a glittery counter and their names flash up on screens; "Golden Maknae," "Princess", "Min Suga Genius", "I got Jams", "The leader" and "The best maknae" is written in yellow font.  

Hoseoks booming and screeching voice introduces and promotes the show yet again, yelling "Bring out the wishes!" Into thin air. The confusion is broken when a sassy figure enters, wearing extremely short shorts, suspenders and a silver sequinned singlet. They flash a white smile at the crowd and femininely pass a stack of cards to the host, standing off to the side. "Thank you, Key" Hoseok announces, making the crowd cheer as Key "bows" and lowkey slut drops in the process.  

The lights slightly dim and a spotlight appears, taking about five minutes to not only flash to Hoseok but the contestants too.  

"Let's start with Jin" he smiles, walking over to Jins spot and receiving a blown kiss. "Yes, yes, hello. Okay, what will your first wish be Mr Kim?" He asks, (causing Taehyung to think he's being asked and Jungkook shushing him.)  

"Anyway" Jin coughs, glaring at Taehyung and returning to flip his hair to the camera. "I already have the best looks, but one of the members won't understand it, he's too busy looking at themselves. I wish....that Min Yoongi couldn't see anything but me!!" He smiles innocently and Hoseok agrees, the crowd goes wild but Yoongi starts to freak out, screaming something at Jin. Suddenly, Yoongis eyes are covered by an appeared blindfold. He tries to rip it off, but somehow it's magically stuck. "HE DIDNT SAY SEE NOTHING AT ALL!!" Yoongi squeals. Jhope simply laughs deeply "Oh, sorry Yoongi, well I guess it's too late now!!" He shrugs and the crowd bursts into laughter, including all the members except Yoongi.  

Hoseok then slides over in front of Taehyung. "Okay, now it's your turn man!" The crowd settles and the music quietens.  

"What do you want from us Taehyung?" Taehyung pauses, obviously made the stupid decision of not thinking this through before. He finally speaks. "Mr Jung, I'd like- I wish for chocolate, to be able to have access to it allllll the time. For FREE." Hoseok nods, flashing the camera an evil smile. Taehyung is forced off his chair, the members looking behind the counter in horror. Taehyung stands up, revealing his appearance the same....but completely made of chocolate. The crowd cheers and gasps. He doesn't seem concerned, already on the job of eating himself. Hoseok laughs with the crowd, Key looks way too pleased, the members freak out and Yoongi’s confused as hell.

Next, Hoseok drags his overly-entertained self to Jimin’s side. The question is asked and Jimin puts his Taehyung worries aside for now. “I want to be taller” he says, leaning over so hoseoks microphone and shooting Jungkook a glare. “way taller than Jungkook - and all the members” He sits back and Hoseok nods to the camera. In no time, Jimin starts to grow, first laughing in the members faces - swapping roles when they giggle at the growing, panicking Jimin who’s now in contact with the roof. He loses balance and falls to the ground breaking alot of stuff, lol @ namjoon. Jungkook looks down at his fallen hyung, “dude you’re still smaller than me on the ground!” The audience erupts with laughter and Taehyungs missing a hand.

Hoseok turns to Jungkook now, so carefree that he hasn’t changed his position after the Jimin event. Jungkook wipes his laugh tears and gets himself together. “Hey, Mr Jung” he says, winking at the camera. “I wish, that every BTS iconic quote ever was said by me.” Hoseok makes an ‘ooooooooooo!” sound, looking impressed at the audience. Key passes him a remote and Hoseok turns on an old TV in the corner and all your favourite Bts moments ™ play, one by one. This time, Jungkook says “infires!” ™ as well as “Infires man yeah!” ™ to himself. Instead of V’s “Shit down!” ™ Jungkook is saying it, sitting beside V. Jimin almost has another heart attack when Jungkook replaces his “Excuse me!” ™. He says “You got no jams!™, as well as “Jimin is very no fun!” ™, seeming to be the only one on the plane in ‘english time’. ™ Member by member loses their shit, but it’s Jungkooks turn to when his auto-tuned voice starts singing expensive girl™.

“WAIT NO NOT THAT ONE!!!” he screams, TV BLEEPs playing over the swear-inception of the expensive girl™ and real life Jungkook voices.

Hoseok leaves the suffering maknae to appear beside Namjoon, tipping his microphone to him. “What will it be?” he smiles, talking in a deep voice.

Namjoon rips the microphone out of Hoseoks hand, locking with the camera.      “I wish seventeen would come take Jungkook out of this band - hes always kissing their asses.” Jungkook starts to deny but disappears. An extremely pleased smile appears on Jimins face as his head pops up behind the counter. Namjoon gives an ‘ayyyyyy’ to all the members, whether or not they’re pleased. Hoseok, looking nervous, brings himself to walk to yoong- brings himself to keep on the other side of the bench actually. “s-so, Yoongi” he begins, forcing himself to try smile. Yoongi sits suspiciously quiet for a while, casually making sure the blindfold is stuck one last time.

Out of the blue a horrendous squeal errupts from the blonde boy, jumping over the counter and running aimlessly while trying to find Hoseok. He breaks everything in his path lol @ namjoon again  until he throws something, making the host scream and run. Yoongi picks up a chair and throws it to the camera.

The last thing you hear is the host (and a lot of others) of TheJungoShow squeal a last time. Your TV screen goes black.

“Man, this show SUCKS ASS!” You cry, turning off the TV and leaving.

Pairing: Surprise Male x Reader

Genre: Soulmate!AU, some humour, lowkey angst, lowkey crack (I tried)

Word Count: 1,105 words of I don’t even know fam

Soulmates were something (or rather someone) everyone craved, someone they wanted to spend their day and night with. Someone who laughed at their cringe jokes with them. Someone who would cuddle with them after a bad day and drink hot cocoa with, a soulmate was someone they needed. You however, hadn’t found yours yet, but you longed for them.

The whole idea and stigma around a soulmate intrigued you. Everyone around you was so needy, so desperate to find them. To find the one. Everyone searched far and wide. They didn’t need too...their soulmate would find them. It would just happen, you’d be sitting and waiting to get off from the bus and you would look up and the person in front of you would be your soulmate.

From your friends, you’d heard it was a feeling that could not be described, like your heart was exploding and fireworks were going off. Like your eyes would be reborn in some way and all you could see in front of you was them, like time had ultimately slowed down as they, the one you had been searching far and wide for, were standing in front of you. A mark would appear on their wrists, the time, the date and their soulmates name would be marked into the flesh.

You always looked at and admired the marks on your friends wrists. The black ink engraved so beautifully in their skin, nothing seemed out of place, like they had been born with it because it was so elegantly marked into the flesh. You longed for that to happen, to find your soulmate, but it hadn’t happened yet and you’d wait for the day. After all, fate would decide when the time is right and when you were able to meet them.

“No way...” you whispered, staring into the brown eyes of your soulmate as they looked back at you. The sudden pain of the mark being engraved into your skin appeared.

You looked down at your wrist to catch the way everything appeared on your skin. It looked like an invisible hand was writing calligraphy on your wrist, everything was so smooth.

You glanced up at the man in front of you, he was doing the same thing as you. “Y/N...” he whispered as your name appeared on his wrist. You looked down to see his name.

Bang Si Hyuk.

“So...” he cleared his throat as you both took a seat on his couch, “wow, I- I never thought I’d meet you...” he chuckled as he looked down at his hands, a slight blush appearing on his cheeks.

“Yeah, neither...” you couldn’t help but glance down at your wrist every few seconds. There was no way he could be your soulmate, could he? Si Hyuk was around middle aged, you were at least twenty years younger than him but fate wouldn’t make a mistake, would it?

“You’re not as old as I hoped you’d be...” he chuckled nervously but you didn’t miss the few words he said at the end that went along the lines of “but the younger ones taste the best.”

“Pardon?”

“Hm? Oh nothing! Would you like some tea?”

“Y-Yes please...” tea, that’s good, maybe you could feel at a little ease. Your thoughts could help but trail back to what he said before, ‘the younger ones taste the best’. He wasn’t...being a little bit of a perve was he?

God you didn’t want to think about it.

“I think he just want’s some pussy,” Jungkook spoke up only to get hit over the head by Jimin, his soulmate.

“I’m sure he’s not, Jungkook,” Jimin glaced over at Jungkook as he said that, trying to look intimidating but it didn’t work. He was just too cute.

“What do I do? He’s like fifty...” you groaned.

“You two are gonna look like you’re in a sugar daddy and sugar baby relationship.”

“Jungkook!” Jimin screeched.

“Remind me not to let you into my place anymore, asshole.”

“You love me but seriously, are you judging fate for it’s decisions? I mean he could probably be like twenty six and he could have just aged badly? Think open minded Y/N. Besides, he could be good in be-”

“Please, shut up Jungkook.”

“W-what the heck...”

“Y/N, look- it’s not what it seems like-”

“What are you!?” you screamed, backing away only to have your back hit the wall behind you.

“Please, Y/N, I’m not going to hurt you...”

“Get away from me!” the smell of dead bodies was making you feel sick, but the blood stains on your carpet made you sicker. You were supposed to come home too him and relax after work, to cook dinner and to watch TV. Not to come home to Si Hyuk digging his teeth- or fangs, whatever they were into some innocent males neck while dried up dead carcasses surrounded him, all staining your carpet.

“I’m sorry...this isn’t what you needed to come home too...” he sighed, head lowering and staring at the ground.

“P-Please...leave...” you sobbed.

“I-I’ll never forget you, Y/N.” Si Hyuk gave you a dramatic flying kiss before shifting into his bat like form and flying out of your window. You looked down at your wrist, the mark was slowly fading away.

“Y/N? Earth to Y/N?”

“O-Oh, sorry Si Hyuk...”

“It’s fine,” he chuckled. “Must have been some thought you were thinking about.”

“You don’t know the beginning...” you sighed trying to forget about the thought of him drinking blood and fiddled with the pasta on your plate with your fork.

“I’ve got a way to make you feel better!” Si Hyuk stood up before you had the time to even say anything. He placed his hands on your shoulders, slowly massaging the tense skin, making you let out a soft groan.

“You’re so tight- I mean...I-I mean, tense.”

“Just a little stressed that’s all,” you didn’t pay attention to his slip up. Not when you were finally relaxing a little bit.

He groaned a little, closing his eyes as his hands stopped moving on your shoulders. “Shi Hyuk?”

“God, Y-Y/N...”

“What’s wrong?”

He leaned down, hot breath hitting your ear and whispering, “You know how my last name is Bang?” You nodded back.

“You wanna, Bang, Si Hyuk?” he cackled loudly, his voice turning slightly demonic before he ripped his shirt open, exposing his stomach and wings grew from his back.

“Holy fu-” you didn’t get a chance to finish your words because you were shook when he started belly dancing and singing “Bang Bang, Bang me Si Hyuk!” over and over again.

Maybe fate was messing with you.

ADMIN PARK:

Suh dudes, I’m Kayla and I’m an enthusiast of orange haired idols, memes, bass boosted ‘rip headphone user’ vines, insane laughs, the rap periods in a song and a lot of stupid jokes :-)

Im also 15

Also Australian mate!

My other tumblr is @bangthetanboys​ and there i post incorrect quotes, a few crack drabbles, fake confessions, vines, photoshopped memey shit, chats, etc!!

Biases (much few dont kill me I am still a perve I promise): Park Jimin, Kim Namjoon, Byun Baekhyun and Lee Jinki WHAT A LIST AM I RIGHT !!!!

Works: scroll thro my acc to find my attempted funny posts, but heres the link to 1 of the crack drabbles i wrote lmao its called Lobster case.

ADMIN JEON:

So, hi guys! I really don’t know what to/what I can put here lmao, I’m a slightly awkward child. Btw, I’m known to be very inappropriate and I probably won’t hesitate to share my naughty thoughts lol.

Name: Sup peeps, my name is Roop, but y’all can call me Admin Jeon or Jeon, I don’t mind.

Age: I’m a youngin rip lmao, I’m 15 *hides*

Country: Living in Australia (yeh boi)

Tumblrs: This is my secondary account, @jinxkook is my main account that I’ll upload most of my works on (I’ll probably reblog whatever story I’ve posted there onto here sometimes.)

Bias bands: SHINee, BTS and Exo are my main dorks (you can find out more about the bands Admin Park and I write for here).

Bias/s: My ult is Taemin (SHINee), but I love Memekook Jungook, Sehun, Seokjin and Jongin with my all.

Writing: I’m open to most things actually. I write mostly smut but I’m cool with pretty much any genre (even Supernatual and AU’s, I love AU’s omfg). I’m not all that confident with my writing skills (I like to think I’m pretty shit) but the one I’m most confident in is called ‘Curiosity’.

That’s all I can think of but if you wanna know more about me (or Admin Park) don’t hesitate to send a message through!

ADMIN PARK:

ok this makes me feel like a shitty person bahhaha Because the groups id know enough about to write (as in know members other than their names, I mean if you want the fanfic to reflect their personalities a bit) 

are:

BTS

EXO

SHINee

ADMIN JEON:

I write/love the following groups with my heart and soul:

SHINee

Bangtan Boys

Exo

Red Velvet

Girls Generation

VIXX

Got7

Infinite

Black Pink

EXID

Who I don’t mind writing for/talking about:

Monsta X

NCT (all of the units)

Twice

Mamamoo

AOA