Enjoy the scenery

i can’t take anyone who mocks other people for having interests that are genuinely harmless because they’re “cringey” while calling themselves “good taste gang” seriously because guess what? there’s someone out there who thinks YOUR interests are “cringey” and “bad taste” too! it’s all subjective! and the only people with objectively poor taste are the ones who think making fun of other people’s (GENUINELY HARMLESS) passions is funny and cool

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

I Will Go Home. I Will Take A Nap. I Will Eat Some Rice. I Will Play Mine Craft Late Into The Night.

i am no longer baby i want power

when my mom says this shit to me i typically reply “well if kids are so expensive then you should have had an abortion” to which she replies “but i wanted you” and i say “then you made this choice, you did this to yourself. its not my fault you made a bad financial decision” and then she gets so mad that she refuses to speak to me for a while. she hasnt brought this up in over 2 months now.

in the same vein: don’t fuck your kids up and then complain about all the money you’re spending on therapy

oh to be a reckless young protagonist pinning my queer coded nemesis up against a wall in a fight while we make tense and homoerotic eye contact

My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law