Vale's Resident King of Thieves

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish the guards gave me a scroll so I could watch Goldilocks break that twat's leg in two"

Nothing like clearing your ps3's memory up thousands of megabytes at a time

//Okay but in all seriousness, I hope all of y’all have a great Thanksgiving and if you aren’t in America? I still hope you have a great day, you all deserve it. I’ll talk o y’all in a few hours maybe. Have fun guys!

//Not gonna lie, wish I could have slept but it was nice to sit outside at 6:00 in the morning and listen to the passing sounds while the light grew brighter

//tfw you’re making thanksgiving dinner and you stay the night at your grandparents after getting the prep work done and now it’s 3:30 and you can’t sleep cause it’s too damn hot and that ceiling fan ain’t doing shit to help so you just tell yourself “Well it’s only four hours till you put the turkey in the oven. Guess it’s just time for Jbro staying up for too damn long part 2 (now with less remnantinquisition and gunsonmyguns having to deal with my shit)”

//Okay but like...Roman growing up as an orphan and learning to only love and think about himself and being a horrible horrible person and criminal and then bam, Neo. And for some goddamn reason he just slowly starts letting people get away. Starts stealing just the stuff he needs and not totally destroying people’s lives blindly and he’s trying to figure out why and he realizes that for once he wants someone’s approval. That he actually wants to be liked by someone

//So like....if all of a sudden y’all see a giant ass text post out of no where from me I am so so sorry. I’m trying to write a story and I’m using tumblr to type it, if something happpens and it posts I’ll get it out of y’alls way as soon as possible. So just...sorry in case something like that happens