good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

random reassurance makes my heart go 🥺🥺🥺🥺

she is a little... how you say.... mentally unstable

i love dumb bitches.. smart girls are annoying as hell go find the root of 4.17 somewhere else.. me and the bimbos are having fun

*arrives at poetry reading* hi…where do the muses sit?

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

“are you okay” no, next question

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

my ‘third eye’ is just my pussy and.. shes open