Either Saving the World or in Rehab

Must Rob Zombie make "good" music? Is it not enough for him to make music that feels like you're huffing the artificial fog directly from the machine inside a Spirit Halloween superstore?

He’s gone walkabout….

Look can cephalapods pick a later time to start evolving into land animals, we’ve got enough going on right now.

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

To my enormous surprise, this was not a rickroll, and is in fact really cool <3

The designers of pokemon have finally been vindicated for putting a bunch of ice type pokemon in the "mineral" egg group

35-65 year old men who always end all their sentences with ellipses are the most underrated internet subculture. i.e. “saw this band in milwaukee in 86… good memories drinking with davey and dennis out by the boatyard after the show… Timeless music… -From Carl…”

this video is a red wine stain on the white carpet of my brain

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist