Hopelessly Horny

I could probably start tracking my hormones solely based on whether I want to be kept and fed or I want to find a cutie to keep and feed 😂

Thinking about being some rich person’s kept-feedee 🤤 My only responsibility is to be cute and full by the time they get home. They’d find me whining on the couch about how stuffed I was in cute, ill-fitting clothes that they’d soon be throwing to the floor.

I love taking a long shower and making sure all my skin is exfoliated and then moisturized. There’s nothing better than laying in bed and rubbing my soft tummy 🤤

I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been in my entire life and it’s making me unbearably horny, but I also want to lose weight and be an active, healthy person. I need to either have someone rich scoop me up and decide to make me a fat house cat or just have better self control 😫

I just woke up from a nap and I’m feeling so sleepy and warm. I’m in little pjs and I’m soft all over… why isn’t anyone here to squeeze me and kiss me? This is a crime.