Ran With The Wolves & Refused To Settle Down

Maybe I’m crying 😭

lover is really going to be as timeless as love story, shake it off, you know all the songs i’m talking about. she’s going to be played at weddings for years and years to come. wow, isn’t that something special?

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate

this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

Scotland, everybody.

Who would win in a fight: a billion dollar superhero film franchise at the top of its game or one (1) Scottish mailman.

now THAT’S a movie that would be worth watching….

Of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time