you don't know nothing, just pretend you do

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

i am proud of you

a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices 

cursed

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

I’m cry laughing in bed at 3:07 am trying not to wake my husband

Today’s Friday, though.

I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this

I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this

when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and drove straight over to eat lunch w me so I wasn’t alone, and he even picked flowers from his garden to give to me and that’s when I realised that anyone can be a father but not everybody can be a dad

IMPORTANT DYSTINCTION.

i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell

it’s like. his uncle murdered his father and married his mother and then his father’s ghost rose from the dead and told him to murder his uncle. how would YOU feel in that situation

Bad

yeah exactly!