I'll kick my own ass

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

Cooping them up too long is actually how you end up with 60 to 70 thousand dead geese when they finally get out again.

when the purportedly automatic hands free sink doesn't work so you have to wave your hands around casting the Sink Work incantation

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

Ahhhh it was so awesome getting to finally meet! 💜✌🏻

tbh in the one piece universe the sound of flipflops rapidly approaching must strike fear into the hearts of many

love is stored in the chopper…

rice is literally ... the icon. the legend herself

If your child is smiling at their phone, that doesn’t mean they’re texting their boyfriend/girlfriend, maybe they’re just watching the leap of faith scene from spider man into the spiderverse (2018)