Open letters From A Twenty Something.

not to be sexy but yeehaw

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

Him??

I NEEDED to see him

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

Not every day you find out youre a background character

Girl in the pink skirt is GETTIN IT

this sounds amazing with headphones

I’ve watched this like ten times laughing my ass off, but its lead to a question. are scots unable to say wank with out making the motion?

is it cheating to teach Toxic to every member of my Pokemon team

Not at all, I’d love to hear them all sing it

(hears irish folk music) oh no...... Oh No (i am overwhelmed with the desire to explore a sunlit wood)

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

hes a bottom

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

@extragalacticc

i would survive a horror movie

the murderer shows up to my house and im just like sir your vibes are disgusting

good morning my fellow bastards of monday