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this is so fucking funny i cant even be mad
it was a server ABOUT MOVIES 😭
Sorry I only know Peter Lorre from world/inferno friendship societys "addicted to bad ideas: peter lorres 20th century"
One of the best albums of all time btw
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please explain iago. please.
growing up, I always wanted to be a little bratty bird getting homoerotically abused by a sorcerer. but if you ever read Sir Cameron, please forget I said this. I definitely did not include that vulture scenes because I sexually imprinted on Iago from Aladdin. that would be insane
before you burn me at the stake! you have to admit there was something going on here
I scared a lot of people with this post.....
I get so mad when I hear the door open at my job like it's not literally my job to be there and help customers
customer: can't wait to exchange money for goods and services at the store
me: ugh this better not be some asshole looking for goods and services again

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To ride off my last post: an Idea about the Greys and a potential homebrew Delta Green campaign..
A mass of "disappearances", reporters, soldiers, journalists, scientists, astrologers, anyone who may have seen *something*. The few witnesses to the magicians describe men and women in suits, either 3-piece or full-body covering gear caught between a hazmat suit and a EOD kit.
They flashed dozens of IDs, FBI, CIA, NSA, hell one of them probably is the commander of Chuck-E-Cheese if you sorted through all of those.. but these are real.
Compliance of the targets wasn't necessary, burnt ozone and kevlar melted into charred wounds proved that.
Something that doesn't normally get the attention of Delta Green, not from the Outlaws nor The Program.. but.. then they started coming after Agents.
Taking down a team investigating lightning storms that shot "something" down and provided cover for half a town being dissected and the area flattened- not blown down, but flattened like someone took a pneumatic press and slammed it down on the town.
Safe houses blown up in a hail of plasma, hunting down another Cell keen on investigating why seemingly random people are rapidly breaking down on the molecular level. Nobody can explain why the unfortunates are turning into meat slurry but seemingly random activations hint towards a.. recipe within the cookbook.
Their servants, the men in black, starting a covert war of attrition against Delta Green. A carbomb here, an office building being shot up by marked men and women, and a dozen other threats in the making.
Whatever the Greys are hiding, whatever they are working towards, they want to work in silence.
Are you going to let that happen?
having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back
Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent
Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent
it’s funny bc I do believe the Sir Cameron book has a good heart and a very Chunk Tingle ‘love is real’ message, but the spider alien book isssssss just the worst person ever slowly realizing that being kind is nice. after already having done every bad action possible. so maybe less people will be calling this one cozy
Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.
"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.
Me when I block myself from my games.

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posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny
we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !
im going to post old cat images now
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monorail cat
long cat
the OG can i haz cheezburger cat
the lesser known graphix cat
invisible bike cat
my planet needs me cat
cat with the gat
Good lord we need MOAR of the original LOLCATS (or cat macros, as they were originally known)
the OG memes
Ah, the ancient texts.
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was feeling nostalgic
alright team I know it’s a work day morning but it’s also 4/20 and you all KNOW what that means you gotta do
WEEWA BIRTHDAY!!!!
get zooted and eat a cheeseburger with extra pickles now!!!!!

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its so hard to take fatphobes seriously when you realize they're living in a fullfledged delusion. Like you could look at a thin person and i buying our groceries one after the other and see them buying nothing but carbs and snacks and soda and frozen processed foods and me buying nothing but locally sourced meats and whole vegetables and water and maintain that i must live a less healthy lifestyle bc of my weight. You can watch me and a thin person walk up the same hill and see them losing their breath and needing to take breaks and see me make it to the top without breaking a sweat and maintain that i must live a less healthy lifestyle bc of my weight. You can watch a thin person eat an entire bucket of fried chicken in one sitting and have nothing to say and then see a fat person eat nothing but salads for a week and tell them "hey you know salad isn't as healthy as you think it is i bet that dressing is full of fats and croutons are just carbs i bet that salad is mostly croutons and disgusting fatty dressing this is why you aren't losing weight". You have to completely divorce yourself from reality to maintain your worldview and its pathetic. 99% of the thin people i know dont go to a gym regularly and dont worry about eating healthily at all. Im simply not going to live in your fantasy world where thin people are allowed to be thin because of their genetics but fat people can never ever be fat because of their genetics and every choice they make is a moral failing.
No matter how little notes something i post about fat liberation gets some volatile fatphobe always manages to find it and say the stupidest least science informed bullshit ive ever heard in my life, its a true show of dedication from them even i don't think about fat people this much
This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit
While still in school, my clinical psych professor, a guy I respect a lot, did give us a lecture about this attitude as it is becoming more and more prevalent unfortunately. He said you will inevitably work with people you do not want to work with in your training. You can go on to choose your clients later on but you WILL be expected to have this skill and even exceed at it. Yes, even predators. Yes even offenders. Yes even “those” people who scare you. You will train in prisons. You will train in hospitals. Working with difficult clients is unavoidable. You absolutely must learn to do it. If you cannot, then stop wasting your time and switch majors now
If academic psychology had any teeth this person would not make it beyond year 1. Unfortunately it doesn’t. It’s a field with rampant historical racism, eugenics, and pseudoscience. That’s how people like the person who wrote those tags make it so far despite being completely unqualified to counsel a single baked bean
“I want to be a proctologist but I don’t want to touch butts.” “I want to be a mortician but I don’t want to deal with corpses.”
How, pray, is “psychologist only for people who have nothing wrong with them” supposed to work?