Only milk if you're prepared to be milked

"I will let mommy exploiter punish me however she wishes"

- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules

- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying

- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents

- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard

- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog

- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning

And, like, I think that's kinda the point? That sounds like a selling point to me not a design mistake. It's supposed to be like a personality test (within the bizarre system). You will DISCOVER what judgment you will receive from that world, and changing your fate is actual work complete with grueling exploration and research and yes, reading actual guides.

That's also a beautiful life lesson. You may assume that trusting your instincts, doing what comes naturally, doing what you think is common-sense work, will reward you with some big awesome dinosaur, but it might very well give you Numenon instead, and that's pretty neat?

And if you specifically want something else than what you got I'm afraid there is a lot of research, annoying training routines and need for outside help (and even then no guarantee of success) in your future.

Welcome back Pombomb from Cassette Beasts (2023)