Hello Darkness My Old Friend

this is the power move immediately above pissing next to someone in an empty bathroom

someone fed him a pickle

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

​Jesus was beaten with a car phone charger apparently. Shit I'm catholic and I didn't know that

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing