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aequumiles:
While he expected his advice to be ignored by the young witch, the vampire certainly was caught off guard by the attitude. A little spark of anger lit up in his heart, but he suppressed it, he had lived a thousand years, she was but a child still. Finn would be forgiving this time, after all, he was the one to touch said delicate subject, and he really did not know her enough to even attempt to give her any advice when it came to her social life - or lack of one. Finn himself only had his siblings, and not because they loved or cared for him, but because of some deranged sense of family duty they all felt and bonded over.
As he watched her wipe the table much more aggressively than needed, Finn thought about the darkness he could feel coming from Bonnie. He was no longer a witch, but he was close enough to magic to still be able to feel it - usually it felt like a faint numbness on his fingertips, or goosebumps, but as the witch harshly stated that he should mind his own business, the vampire’s instincts to run were definitely ready to be put in action. ❛ If you already know that, why are you still struggling with it? ❜ In his mind, the still sane Finn screamed that maybe it was not a good idea to provoke the already angry witch, but he just couldn’t help it - much like Kol, one of Finn’s defence mechanisms was wit.
❛ Yes, miss Bennett, I am here to help you with your magic ❜ he spat, taking the wet towel from her and throwing it somewhere behind him, Finn was growing impatient. He had never been good with stubborn people, hence why he had a slight problem with Niklaus, so the witch’s reluctance to do what he told her - not because he cared for her, or he was worried but because it would make her magic work like it should - frustrated him to no end. ❛ But I can’t exactly do that, if you’re not willing to do what I tell you to do ❜ he pointed out, his voice coated with faux sweetness.
❛ We might have to go out, then. I don’t think we have any food in the house. ❜ he pouted, maybe he should start stocking up on food from now on. ❛ I’ll pay. Shall we? ❜
if you already know, why are you still struggling with it? the line of question precise like a needle to a nerve. she inhaled through her nose sharply but she sucked in ice. her throat began to prickle & burn as finn continued to poke & pry at her, feeding the flames in her stomach. thankful not to be looking at him directly she was free to blink rapidly, beating down the sudden punch of emotion. the room began to heat in stark contrast to how cold the witch became. warmer & warmer as candles displayed around the room began to melt. it was taking all of her willpower not the set the room on fire.
how dare he? how dare anyone? how dare everyone?
she steeled her expression when she turned back & the heat subsided as she calmed herself. the two locked eyes, syrupy sweet meeting stoic. her head tiled as she pondered the thought of setting the elder ablaze, it wouldn’t kill him ( unfortunately ) but it would be cathartic. she decided against it, still needing his teachings.
❝ then don’t tell me how to led my personal life & we’ll do just fine.
her eyes rolled typical of a vampire, cementing the unnaturalness of their existence. a house without food?
❝ good. i like a good burger. she said she walked past him towards the door.
i NEED more things in bonnie’s huntress verse. anyone game?
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Life is not kind. But I am, and that makes life so much more complicated.
ke-ndallgrace (via wnq-writers)
nearly 200 writing prompts // feel free to reblog
Angst:
1: “ Give me a chance. ” 2: “ Not you again.. ” 3: “ Leave me alone. ” 4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ” 5: “ Why do you hate me? ” 6: “ I lost the baby. ” 7: “ I thought you loved me. ” 8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ” 9:“ I can’t believe you! ” 10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ” 11: “ You’re a monster. ” 12: “ I hate you. ” 13: “ Don’t leave me… ” 14: “ You’re a disappointment. ” 15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ” 16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ” 17: “ Are you upset with me? ” 18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 19: “ I’m going to kill you! ” 20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ” 21: “ Thanks for nothing. ” 22: “ Dont call this number again. “ 23: “ Why did you spare me? ” 24: “ You need to leave. ” 25: “ I’m sick. ” 26: “ I’m dying. ” 27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 28: “ I thought we were family!” 29: “ There was never an us. ” 30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ” 31: “ I fucked up. ” 32: “ I came to say goodbye. ” 33:“ He’s dead because of you. ” 34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ” 35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”
Love:
36: “ I’m so in love with you. ” 37: “ Dance with me! ” 38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ” 39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ” 40: “ Will you marry me? ” 41: “ I’m pregnant. ” 42: “ I need a hug. ” 43: “ You’re special to me. ” 44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ” 45: “ Do you trust me? ” 46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ” 47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ” 48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ” 49: “ Lets have a baby. ” 50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ” 51: “ I want to take care of you. ” 52: “ Can we cuddle? ” 53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ” 54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ” 55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” 56: “ Are you flirting with me? ” 57: “ Is that my shirt? ” 58: “ How did we get here? ” 59: “ You own my heart. ” 60: “ You’d be a great dad. ” 61: “ You’d be a great mom. ” 62: “ I want to protect you. ” 63: “ Whats the matter? ” 64: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ” 66: “ Is that a new perfume? ” 67: “ Stop being so cute. ” 68: “ You’re making me blush! ” 69: “ You’re teasing me again… ” 70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ” 71: “ You’re the best! ” 72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ” 73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ” 74: “ Of course I remembered! ” 75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ” 76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ” 77: “ Are you jealous? ” 78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ” 79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ” 80: “ Lets run away together. ”
General:
90: “ Catch me if you can! ” 91: “ I’m fine. ” 92: “ Are you drunk? ” 93: “ Are you high? ” 94: “ We cant go in there… ” 95: “ Give it back! ” 96: “ Well this is just great. ” 97: “ Don’t touch me. ” 98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” 99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!” 100: “ I didn’t do it! ” 101: “ I did it… ” 102: “ I don’t remember that! ” 103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ” 104: “ Get that thing away from me! ” 105: “ You owe me. ” 106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ” 107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ” 108: “ Are you hitting on me? ” 109: “ Why are you naked? ” 110: “ You did what?! ” 111: “ You have… Superpowers? ” 112: “ Why are you bleeding? ” 113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?” 114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ” 115: “ That wasn’t funny. ” 116: “ This tastes horrible. ” 117: “ This is delicious! ” 118: “ Are you mad at me? ” 119: “ Stop ignoring me… ” 120: “ I love that show too! ” 121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?” 122: “ Lets blow this joint. ” 123: “ Let me help you with that. ” 124: “ Take that back! ” 125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ” 126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ” 127: “ What are you listening to? ” 128: “ I brought you your coffee. ” 129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ” 130: “ Run! ” 131: “ Lets run away together. ” 132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ” 133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ” 134: “ Was I really that drunk? ” 135: “ Was I really that stoned? ” 136: “Give me back my phone! ” 137: “ You’re an asshole. ” 138: “ Are you cold? ” 139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ” 140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ” 141: “ Did you hear that? ” 142: “ It’s just your imagination. ” 143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ” 144: “ Stop being such a baby. ” 145: “ Go back to bed. ” 146: “ Are you okay? ” 147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.” 148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ” 149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ” 150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ” 151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ” 152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” 153: “ Put me down! ” 154: “ There’s only one bed… ” 155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ” 156: “ How did I loose it? ” 157: “ I read your diary. ” 158: “ This is awkward. ” 159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ” 160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”
Below is NSFW prompts. Please if you’re rebloggling tell your followers if you’re interested or not in taking these sorts of requests.
Sexual: 161: “ Bite me. ” 162: “ Make me. ” 163: “ Fuck me. ” 164: “ Stop teasing me so much… ” 165: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?” 166: “ Okay.. This is new. ” 167: “ Want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ” 168: “ You’re in trouble now. ” 169: “ What a pretty sight. ” 170: “ Bend over. ” 171: “ On your knees. ” 172: “ The food looks great but.. There’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ” 173: “ Lay back. ” 174: “ Take off your clothes. ” 175: “ Well, fine; just this once. ” 176: “ I’m waiting. ” 177: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 178:“ As you wish. ” 179: “ First one to make a noise looses.” 180: “ You have no idea what you do to me. ” 181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ” 182: “ Ive wanted this for so long. ” 183: “ Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ” 184: “ Can I touch you? ” 185: “ Open up. ” 186: “ No strings attached. ” 187: “ Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? ” 188: “ Mine. ” 189: “ The nights still young. ” 190: “ We cant do that here! ” 191: “ Behave. ” 192:“ What did you just say? ” 193: “ Good girl. ” 194: “ Good boy. ” 195: “ Come here. ”
guess who made 200 icons of s1!bon bon? this dude. so if you want to do something in s1 or have a whole pre-s/s1 rewrite---i’m down & able.

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Bonnie “the Vampire Slayer” {7x21} “Do your kids know… that you’re a vampire?”
4, 15, and 20 for the development questions!
4. Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?
not really a verbal thing but more than opposite, she sort of keeps sentences short purposely & isn’t that emotionally expressive, this is more of learned behavior. she just learned that people don’t really listen to her for that long & even less to how she feels so just decided not to try. she also has a tendency to just stop mid-idea & get silent. she tries her best to monitor that habit but just sort of one of things that started happening after she came back from the prison world.
15. Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?
bon’s oftern forced to multi-task but is most comfortable when given the space just to focus one task at a time. in fact, she truly enjoys losing herself in a single assignment. she hasn’t had much time to be so singularly focused but that’s one of the few things she appreciated about the prison world was the able to stop & get absorbed in something ( granted she didn’t have much of a choice. )
20. If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?
it depends which phase of her life you are talking about because she has toyed with the idea of murder more than ones. the most recent person she would murder without much remorse would be kai but he’s just the latest person to ruin her.
YO why am i only now thinking of angela basset as an older!bon faceclaim???
given that neither of her parents set much of a good example in terms of parenting she was unsure whether she wanted kids. she played along with the fantasies along with elena & caroline when they were younger but was never sure if that was really what she wanted. as grew, she entered a phase where she rejected the notion completely inquiring why her worth as a woman had to be tethered to childbearing, that she can be fulfilled without having them but as she continued to grow she realized she was scared. bon was scared of repeating her parents’ mistakes & messing up an innocent child. she was scared of cursing a child alongside to a life of pain & death. she was quietly certain her blood was tainted & she didn’t deserve whatever form of happiness having a child might bring.
bon doesn’t visit her father’s grave as much as she visited her grams but she did from time to time, mainly on his birthday, father’s day and other major holidays. it used to make her feel guilty but then she realized it was in a mere inversion of their lives when he was living---only seeing him on holidays. she doesn’t really speak about heavy issues ( they didn’t speak much in life so why change it now? ) but she does sit there & offer small updates from time to time. other times, she just caresses the engraving & think of his tired eyes. she used to resent her father but she realized he was just a heartbroken man with no clue how to raise her.

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wealth + background —
$ FINANCIAL. // wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty ✚ MEDICAL. // fit / moderate / sickly / disadvantaged / disabled / not applicable ✪ CLASS. // upper / middle / working / poor / slave / unsure ✔ EDUCATION. // qualified / unqualified / studying / other ✖ CRIMINAL RECORD. // yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but has not been caught yet
family —
◒ CHILDREN. // has had one or more children / has no children / wants children / verse dependent / unable to bear children // straight up fucking hates kids ◑ RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY. // close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no sibling(s) / siblings are deceased ◔ AFFILIATION. // orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent / raised by a family member / not applicable ♡ ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP. // single / dating / engaged / married / it’s complicated / verse dependent
traits + tendencies —
♦ extrovert // introvert // in between ♦ disorganized // organized // in between ♦ close-minded // open-minded // in between ♦ calm // anxious // in between ♦ disagreeable // agreeable // in between ♦ cautious // reckless // in between ♦ patient // impatient // in between ♦ outspoken // reserved // in between ♦ leader // follower // in between ♦ empathetic // indifferent // in between ♦ optimistic // pessimistic // realist // in between ♦ traditional // modern // in between ♦ hardworking // lazy // in between ♦ cultured // uncultured // in between ♦ loyal // disloyal // in between ♦ faithful // unfaithful // in between
beliefs —
★ FAITH. // monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic / it’s complicated / antitheist ☆ BELIEF IN GHOSTS OR SPIRITS. // yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✮ BELIEF IN AN AFTERLIFE. // yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ✯ BELIEF IN REINCARNATION. // yes / no / don’t know / don’t care ❃ BELIEF IN ALIENS. // yes / no / don’t know / don’t care / ❀ PHILOSOPHICAL. // yes / no / sometimes
sexuality + romantic inclination —
❤ SEXUALITY. // heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / pansexual / asexual / demisexual / questioning ❥ SEX. // sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable ♥ ROMANCE. // romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable ❣ SEXUALLY. // adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious / inhibited ⚧ POTENTIAL SEXUAL PARTNERS. // male / female / other / none / all ⚧ POTENTIAL ROMANTIC PARTNERS. // male / female / other / none / all
abilities —
☠ COMBAT SKILLS. // excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ≡ LITERACY SKILLS. // excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✍ ARTISTIC SKILLS. // excellent / good / moderate / poor / none ✂ TECHNICAL SKILLS. // excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
habits —
☕ DRINKING ALCOHOL. // never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ☁ SMOKING. // never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✿ OTHER NARCOTICS. // never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ✌ MEDICINAL DRUGS. // never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ☻ INDULGENT IN FOOD. // never / sometimes / frequently / to excess $ SPLURGE SPENDING. // never / sometimes / frequently / to excess ♣ GAMBLING. // never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
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‘Shameless’ (US) Sentence Starters
WARNING: This meme, like the show, is very vulgar and most of it is NSFW mainly due to profanity.
❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜ ❛ Ain’t you the queen of silver linings! ❜ ❛ All teenagers are sex addicts. ❜ ❛ Alright shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I’m calling and you not picking up. I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. Call me the fuck back. I’m worried about you. I love you. Call me back. ❜ ❛ Alright, you gotta get me out of this car. I’m getting too horned up. ❜ ❛ An accident? Where his penis just slipped into your vagina? ❜ ❛ Another word and I’ll blow your brains all over the fucking linoleum. ❜ ❛ Are you going to leave? ❜ ❛ Choose a gender and find someone who wants to fuck. Preferably for free. ❜ ❛ Christ, I am tired of being poor. ❜ ❛ Circle doesn’t start with ‘s’? What the fuck? ❜ ❛ Come here. Get in my forcefield. ❜ ❛ Did the two of us finish off an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜ ❛ Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I’d say it to the gay bartender? ❜ ❛ Do whatever the fuck you need to do. I’ve got this. ❜ ❛ Does he get that look in his eye when he’s with you? ❜ ❛ Does she make you happy or is it just about the sex? ❜ ❛ Eat my ass! ❜ ❛ Everybody always leaves. ❜ ❛ Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended. ❜ ❛ Happy is overrated. Grow up. ❜ ❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is ‘fuck you.’ ❜ ❛ I did everything for you, but you’re so fucking blind! ❜ ❛ I did it all for you. You might even want to say thank you. ❜ ❛ I don’t get how you have a kid and not give a shit what happens to it. ❜ ❛ I don’t get it. Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜ ❛ I don’t give a fuck. I’m happy to knock your fucking teeth out. ❜ ❛ I don’t go onto Facebook, okay? ‘Cause I don’t give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the fucking McDonald’s. ❜ ❛ I don’t know how much more I can take of that before I stab him/her in the neck with a broken beer bottle. ❜ ❛ I don’t love you! ❜ ❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days… Well, granted, I was unconscious. ❜ ❛ I just came here for a fucking beer, alright? ❜ ❛ I know that shit, bitch! That’s a cat! ❜ ❛ I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things I’ve done and all 50 were when I was drunk. ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d say this, but you were right. ❜ ❛ I saw you smile. ❜ ❛ I think you deviated my septum! ❜ ❛ I thought it might be different this time. ❜ ❛ I trust you. That’s bigger to me than ‘I love you.’ ❜ ❛ I want you to take that shiv and jam it in his eye. ❜ ❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜ ❛ I would never leave you. Ever. You gotta know that. After everything we’ve been through, you kind just have to know that. ❜ ❛ If you’re gonna talk shit at least do it right. ❜ ❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜ ❛ It wouldn’t have happened without you. ❜ ❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ It’s never about me and I’m finally making it about me! ❜ ❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜ ❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ ❛ I’m gonna beat your ass like a piñata until candy falls out! ❜ ❛ I’m not a tool, so you don’t get to treat me like one. ❜ ❛ I’m not homeless, I told you. I have a home, I’m just not welcome there. ❜ ❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜ ❛ I’m probably biased, but you deserve better than him/her/them. ❜ ❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow! ❜ ❛ I’m taking care of me for a change, not him/her/them. ❜ ❛ I’m the only thing that passes for a responsible adult that you’re gonna find. ❜ ❛ Keep laughing or I will slit your throat in your sleep. ❜ ❛ Last message, promise. Wherever you are… Bye. ❜ ❛ Let’s be honest, he/she is my last chance at happiness and that’s more important than video games and masturbation, right? ❜ ❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜ ❛ Look at me, I can’t go to jail! I might as well wear heels. ❜ ❛ Men are never right. That’s why women were invented, to think for you assholes. ❜ ❛ Name a single time I’ve ever let you down. ❜ ❛ Next time, I’m gonna break both of your fucking knee caps, ‘kay? ❜ ❛ No one gives a shit who you bang. ❜ ❛ No one likes to hear a grown man whine. It’s like the verbal equivalent of a dude wearing UGGs. ❜ ❛ No one’s ever been as good to me as you have. ❜ ❛ No, no, no, no, no, no. The bat is for killing, not for taking to school. ❜ ❛ Not everybody just gets to blurt out how they fuckin’ feel every minute. ❜ ❛ Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore. ❜ ❛ Oh shit, I’m sorry. You know I would’ve never said that to your face. ❜ ❛ Oh, don’t mind me. I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one. ❜ ❛ One of my unspoken rules is you don’t fuck somebody else when we’re on a date. ❜ ❛ People fuck up. That’s life. ❜ ❛ People like us, we can be happy. ❜ ❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜ ❛ Really? That’s all you’re gonna say? ❜ ❛ See that? They’re digging your grave. And you wanna be gone before they get that to six feet. ❜ ❛ Seriously, I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just genetic. ❜ ❛ Should I apologize or leave? …I’m gonna leave. ❜ ❛ Show of hands, how many of you, at one point or another, wanted to see me dead? ❜ ❛ Some girls are just jerks. ❜ ❛ Stop acting like the world is out to get you when it’s so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. ❜ ❛ Stuff just happens sometimes. ❜ ❛ The best part of making a baby is that you get to have sex while doing it. ❜ ❛ The first rule you hide in this house: You hide the goddamn money! ❜ ❛ The only way to make money when you’re poor is to steal it or scam it. ❜ ❛ We both know my only options are getting pregnant or getting arrested. ❜ ❛ Well, he may look like he’s in a boy band, but he’s got a point. ❜ ❛ Well, if you need me I’ll be across the street in the bushes, stalking you. ❜ ❛ What are you hoping, I tell you not to go? ❜ ❛ What the fuck are you looking at? ❜ ❛ What you and I have makes me free. Not what these assholes know. ❜ ❛ Whatever. Liking what I like don’t make me a bitch. ❜ ❛ When she/he/they say ‘fuck you’ it means ‘I love you.’ ❜ ❛ When you focus on other people’s problems, it’s a lot easier to ignore your own. ❜ ❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜ ❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜ ❛ Will you? Wait? Fucking lie to me if you have to. ❜ ❛ Yeah, it gives me more time to buy drugs and fence stolen goods. ❜ ❛ You can’t own a motto! ❜ ❛ You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush. ❜ ❛ You deserve to get out, even if you don’t take me with you. ❜ ❛ You did okay. You tried. It’s a lot more than most people would do. ❜ ❛ You don’t love me. ❜ ❛ You have made me happy. I’ve never been very happy. ❜ ❛ You have to let me go. You have to let me let you go. I need you to do that for me. ❜ ❛ You know that jagermeister really makes you chatty, right? ❜ ❛ You know what? Nothing’s ever your problem. Make it your problem! ❜ ❛ You know where I live if you have a problem. ❜ ❛ You know, having a Russian sex worker isn’t ideal for child care. ❜ ❛ You say that again and I’ll rip your tongue out of your head. ❜ ❛ You take care of everyone, but no one takes care of you. ❜ ❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch. ❜ ❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day? Vodka’s best. Believe me. ❜ ❛ Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur. ❜ ❛ You’re a loud, mean, vicious bitch. ❜ ❛ You’re better than anyone I’ve ever met and you deserve to get out. ❜ ❛ You’re kind of growing on me. ❜ ❛ You’re not lost. You don’t need finding. ❜ ❛ You’re nothing like anyone I’ve ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again. ❜ ❛ ______ doesn’t have any friends. Only people he/she/they haven’t pissed off yet. ❜