There's no such thing as unicorns?

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.

this cryptid 

This is the lucky Rami, reblog in 30 seconds for a year of safe driving

theyre happy to see each other

It has recently come to my attention that I am in fact…needy.

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

anytime i lose my hairbrush…..yall already know whats going down

only 1% of people can name these everyday objects

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace

This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral

frodo’s funeral?

boating accident

splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture

don’t patronize me

chopped up by the outboard motor blades