The Vault of Crypt

Gottfried Leibniz doesn’t sleep; he has passion or passivity attributed to him in so far as he has confused perceptions.

Trenchcoat Skeleton Facts Media is diversifying a lot these days.

At last, someone telling it to all those Spectral Justice Warriors

5 years later, at the anniversary: “That’s odd... there’s something papery in this cake...”

Get ready to love everyone’s favorite lil’ rascal, Tacky! Or else!

If you wish to survive, avoid art at all costs. Even brief exposure can lead to emotions and, in serious cases, creativity. 

MARLEY LOVERS DON’T INTERACT

IF YOU WISH TO UNSUBSCRIBE, IT IS TOO LATE. FAR, FAR TOO LATE.

“I hope advances in technology won’t change how this practice is perceived at all!”

Then there’s Scylla and Charybdis, a powerful metaphor about how sailing is terrible and no one should do it.

Apologies to the culture of Britain, which I butchered, and Silicon Valley, which I pretty much nailed.

Unfortunately, there are no facts of any kind about cowboy boots. They may exist only in legends.

THE MORAL IS YOU SHOULD LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE’S PUNS

Secretly, the wax statue didn’t even know about the murder thing. He just disapproved of the hat.

My other comic is deep and insightful

“Another case closed. And my parents said that liberal arts degree was useless.”

The moon landing was faked, but only because the real one made for bad television