I’m not posting my Spotify wrapped because I want you guys to think I’m a beautiful woman with great taste in music

The "girlboss movement" is literally just women buying planners and men rebranding the same fauxgressive kind of movies they've been making for decades. You need to worry about real things. Like the chupacabra and saving up beans for when the big one hits

certified iconic post

Okay the gif is backwards. You can clearly see the dirt flying INTO his hands, and he’s clearly trying to get the brick up from the ground in the last gif, and not press it down.

it’s because bidens team of psionic warriors can move dirt and bricks with their minds

scooby doo taufht me that the sandwich is really really tall but he is eating it anyways

Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol

Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”

lock. him. up.

When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(

Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?

making a small pile of debri and clothes in my bedroom and saying “well. this is just alright”

after shampoo day im the hottest girl in the world for two days and then i am a rat person again until the next shampoo day