The Turtle Express

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏

sorry, I’m an atheist

Fun fact: I lost my virginity in a veggietales giggle pod

That escalated quickly

Need this.

Of course

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid

It must be utterly disappointing

not to condone odin or any of his horrible decisions and actions but when confronted only Once (1) ONE time about a Single mistake he fell into a coma and everyone had to take care of him and honestly yeah

my mom comes home and i realize i forgot to do the dishes so I just fall into OdinSleep TM and my family has to spend the next however many years crying at my bedside until I wake up and they’re just happy to see me

this is proof that time machines were invented by 2020 and we just went back in time to do shit like this

Not to be That Guy but where the source at.

thought this was fake but it’s right here: https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=mdp.39015068416430;view=1up;seq=106;skin=mobile

Rage Against the Machine and Florence and the Machine should tour together and do a massive jousting match at the end of each gig. You know, for funsies