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Bay Area Generations Show #42 Monday, February 27th, 2017 A curated selection of San Francisco Bay Area poets, writers and storytellers, featuring: Shiloh Johnston + Joel Landmine Maureen Hurley + John Oliver Simon Karla Clark + Hugh Behm-Steinberg Cassandra Dallett + Fred Dodsworth Daniel Ari + Alexandra Naughton Jennifer Blowdryer + Keeley Ann Finn Joanna Anabo + Sean Labrador Y Manzano Teresa Poore + Eleanor Vincent Natalie Devora + Jenee Darden MUSICAL GUEST Annah Anti-Palindrome CURATORS Sarah Kobrinsky (Guest); Sherry Wilson + Amos White at The Bellevue Club in Oakland 525 Bellevue Ave., Oakland, CA. Doors: 6:30 p.m. Show: 7:30 p.m. Suggested donation, $7 With chapbook, $10 *No one turned away for lack of funds.* Bay Area Generations literary reading series features paired readers of differing generations in a curated submission based show. Since 2013, over 200 hundred notable authors, poets, writers, playwrights and musicians have read poetry and stories, or performed at this celebrated literary salon.

Guilty literary pleasure: Reading the Dr. Bronner’s magic soap bottle in the shower.

I'm at the laundromat doing laundry and waiting for the laundry to dry in the dryer and I take a walk to the coffee shop nearby where I sometimes go while I'm doing laundry and I order a large cup of coffee and the guy behind the counter is like "would you like a complimentary slice of cake" and I'm like "wow sure, thank you" and he's like "chocolate or white" so I say chocolate and the guy waiting for his coffee next to me says "hey how come you didn't offer me a slice of cake" and the guy behind the counter is like "would you like a slice a cake" and the guy waiting for his coffee says "no it's okay just wondering why you didn't offer me a slice but I understand" and I'm just standing here waiting for my coffee and I don't even really want the slice of cake I'm probably just going to take it home and put it in my fridge and like maybe have it later or share it with somebody but whatever I get my cup of coffee and a take out container with the cake and as I'm walking out of the coffee shop I pass by the other customer who was making a fuss about the cake and I say to him "do you want this slice" and present him the box and he shakes his head and he says "don't get fat off that slice of cake" and it's only just registering to me what he said as I'm halfway down the block and it's been too much time to reply and this is such an ordinary occurrence for me that it’s not even shocking it’s just dully frustrating. 

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