JAMIE MORTARA

Did something happen on Twitter recently?

But, can you boof it? 🤔

New Jersey Ma'am

mewithoutYoohoo

When I'm on a date with someone afab and they compliment a girl thing of mine they like (my nails, hair, underwear, whatever) I absolutely CRINGE. I can't take it, I'm not sure why. Maybe I feel like they're patronizing me? Like, look at -- you -- doing girl stuff so good.

Should I tell dates I moisturize, or do I let them think my skin is just "so soft?"

Hey baby, can I be your Side Wound?

You either cast the first stone, or throw the first brick

I've heard of it, but I'm not entirely convinced sex is real

Call me Travis Borkwr

Secret fact is that Apollo 11 brought me back with them after the first moon landing

Hey who here's a little baby

Heard a rumor that trans guys who are always too hot love trans girls who are always too cold. Confirm/deny?

Y'all should call me Martin the way i Score sissys

I remember the first time I saw a woman gather up all her hair and toss it over a single shoulder. I can't remember if I wanted to be the woman, or the hair.

Got my first ever pushup bra and gosh does it in fact do The Lord's Work

Bone first, ask questions later