you’ve ratted your last tatouille

"came back wrong" but it's from work

not all loyal characters have a dog motif and that’s okay sometimes they just have a soul of a head accountant helping their boss w embezzlement you know

President Biden... I've just learned that Microsoft Outlook is also being used by the Chinese Communist Party to spy on taxpaying American citizens please pass legislation to ban this dangerous software also while you still can

I love divorce btw i wont stop until the divorce rate is 90%

Bro last night was a tutorial

its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car

Quesion is that bad or good

coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

I have to google something

google will probably not help with this one I won't lie