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TheTradQueer DNI list/rules:

Do NOT Interact if you:

-are homophobic, racist, xenophobic, transphobic, anti-immigration, anti-Palestine, pro-Trump, pro-life

-this blog may not be explicit, but it's still 18+ adults only. I do not talk to kids on the internet

Rules:

-YOU MUST ENJOY LIZARDS AND LIGHTHEARTED WHIMSY TO BE HERE

-If you like girl kissing YOU ARE A PRESTIGIOUS MEMBER (as long as you adhere to the rules)

-men are welcome but must be supervised

-we hate cauliflower here, you can like it everywhere else just not here, we only bash cauliflower on this blog

-no toxic yuri (except for tuesdays) wholesome yuri only

#lesbianism #sapphic #wlw #thetradlesbian DNI #thetradlesbian RULES

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foone

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

foone

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

foone

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

sleepydogdisease

oh no, animal ears are feet

foone

yeah. cat ears are feet!

mere-technicality

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

foone

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

madigail

the two types of tumblr post are calvin's dad and rule 34. all posts fall into one of these two categories. despite being kink-related, this post is actually calvin's dad.

dumbpuppyfag

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

cherubg1rl

greenlabcoat

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

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blignick

bunjywunjy

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

marsha-landlord

And I did not get it.

the-muppet-joker

I've mupping relapsed

thetradqueer

Dangerous crow boy is my Batman

nerds-books-n-worms

I need a Dangerous Crow Boy/Batman crossover. Plastic Girl and Catwoman would also team up

Dangerous crow boy is my Batman

#thetradqueer #dangerous crow boy #batman #dcu

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awoo-ga

Halloween couples costume idea: Girl in A Forbidden Plastic Dress and Dangerous Crow Boy whose Job it is to Destroy Plastic

lilboreddev-blog

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

wheezecheese

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

sameclown-diffsquiggles-deactiv

I’VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY NOTES UNTIL NOW

THE BLOG NAME CHANGE

Hello, it is I, TheTradLesbian TheTradQueer, as you may have noticed, I have changed my blog name and URL. This is because I no longer fully identify as lesbian, at this point shit's confusing, and I'm embracing it by just labeling myself as queer.

Even though I would never purposely seek out a man, I still like em fictional. I honestly was having trouble with feeling like a fraud/fake because I unfortunately am occasionally attracted to men.

If you are confused by this change, trust me, so am I.

(I will still mostly post about loving women because that is the norm for me; liking men is very few and very far in-between)

#thetradqueer #lifeupdate #update

sandersstudies

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

fuitgummyworm

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

fantasticmojo47

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church: w h e r e a r e t h e b o n e s

odin-n-out

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hungry-hyena

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

oldmanpusspuss

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

oldmanpusspuss

Happy monday! *looks at my watch* oh boy time to go get another abortion 😊

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the-church-of-mary-sue

~Kitty’s Mary Sue Fic Masterlist~

⋆♱⋆My Immortal⋆♱⋆

Author: xxxbloodyrists666xxx (Tara Gilesbie) Fandom: Harry Potter (Allegedly)

Published: March 3, 2006

Chapters: 44

Word Count: 23, 482

Status: Abandoned

Tags: romance, love triangle, gothic, time travel, blink and you miss it plot

Warnings: violence, suicidal thoughts and tendencies, self harm, rape, slurs for queer people

Smut: Yes (non graphic)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/1/My-Immortal

|✮| I’m Not OKAY |✮|

Author: bloodytearz666 (Raven) Fandom: Harry Potter (Allegedly)

Published: February 16, 2006

Chapters: 5

Word Count: 2,462

Status: Abandoned

Tags: new school, slice of life, gothic, friendship, romance? Warnings: self harm

Smut: No

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12602418/1/Im-Not-Okay

⋆˙⟡⋆˙⟡ Starkit’s Prophecy ⋆˙⟡⋆˙⟡

Author: xdark.rosesx (Darkie) Famdom: Warrior Cats

Published: December 1, 2009

Status: Complete

Tags: chosen one, coming of age, friendship, romance, fluff, love whatever-shape-that-is, reincarnation, redemption

Warnings: Homophobia (it gets better), religious fanaticism, incest, pedophilia, attempted rape?

Smut: No

WARNING! ⚠️ if you are not already familiar with warrior cats, do the bare minimum and search up: Warrior cats naming system, warrior cats ranks, and Firestar’s family tree for a better understanding of the absurdity.

https://starkitsprophecy.fandom.com/wiki/The_story_(unabridged,_unedited_and_uncommented)

⋆⟡Starkit’s Prophecy 2: The Tale of the Two Siblings⟡⋆

Author: xdark.rosesx (Darkie) Fandom: Warrior cats

Status: Abandoned

Tags: siblings, sibling rivalry?, romance?, nothing burger

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13994398/6/StarKits-PRophec-2-The-Two-Sibinglgs-Reposted

(I could have SWORN I once read a fully archived version of both but I guess not.)

⏾ Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen ⏾

Author: BeckyMac666 Fandom: Twilight

Status: Abandoned

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9670627/1/Forbiden-Fruit-The-Tempation-of-Edward-Cullen

The Story of the Vampire Queen ˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

Author: ArianaVampireQueen

Fandom: Twilight, The Omen, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Forest Gump

Status: Complete

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46158205/chapters/116201734

The Life of Delia °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

Author: ArianaVampireQueen

Fandom: Harry Potter, Twilight, The Omen, South Park, Forest Gump

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46159003/chapters/116203855

The Story of the Dalton Vampire ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Author: ArianaVampireQueen

Fandoms: Twilight, Glee

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46159348

Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre

ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🦇་༘࿐

Fandom: Twilight

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11817026/1/Twila-The-Girl-Who-Waz-In-Luv-With-A-Vampyre

✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩FaCe ThE StRaNgE ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩

Author: XxDallyxX Fandom: Twilight, Harry Potter, Naruto, Sonic

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5519031/1/face-the-strange

˚˖𓍢🌷✧˚.🎀⋆Legolas (by Laura) ˚˖𓍢🌷✧˚.🎀⋆

Author: Laura

Fandom: Lord of the Rings

Published: Sometime between 2001 and 2002

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10796401/1/Legolas-by-laura

⊹₊⟡⋆Moon Daughter ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

Author: xxMoonlitexx (Hanna)

Fandom: Percy Jackson

Published: August 1, 2013

Characters: 72

Word Count: 44,565

Status: Complete

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9552184/1/Moon-Daughter

Moon Daughter 2: Rise of a Godess . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

Author: xxMoonlitexx (Hanna)

Fandom: Percy Jackson

Published: February 7, 2015

Chapters: 35

Word Count: 26,756

Status: Completed (?)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11028315/1/Moon-Daughter-2-Rise-of-a-Godess

⋆₊˚⊹ ࿔⋆When Stars Cry⋆₊˚⊹ ࿔⋆

Author: Briar_the_greyJedi (Briar)

Fandom: Star Wars

Published: November 26, 2021

Characters: 50

Word Count: 31,077

Status: Completed

Tags: Isekai, romance, drama, slice of life, canon divergence, out of character, chosen one, action, found family

Warnings: Violence, major character death, bittersweet ending

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35345383/chapters/88093714

🥥🌴🌺Trapped in a island with josh hutcherson🍍🌸

Author: old_account2012 (Sophie)

Fandom: Real Life Celebrities

Published: May 25, 2012

https://www.wattpad.com/story/1401653-trapped-in-a-island-with-josh-hutcherson

still trapped in an island with josh hutcherson 🌊🐚🥥🫧

Author: old_account2012 (Sophie)

Fandom: Real Life Celebrities

Published: June 15, 2012

https://www.wattpad.com/story/1518338-still-trapped-in-an-island-with-josh-hutcherson

🌴Still Trapped on a Island with Josh Hutcherson🥭 (v.2)

Author: ThatVampireChick (old_account2012) (Sophie)

Fandom: Real Life Celebrities

Published: July 22, 2020

https://www.wattpad.com/story/233156881-still-trapped-on-a-island-with-josh-hutcherson

Olivia

Author: Gaiapapaya3 and their little sister

Fandom: Original Work

Published: September 30, 2023

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50436163/chapters/127436182

The Prequel: an Olivia Story

Author: Gaiapapaya3 and their little sister

Fandom: Original Work

Published: October 1, 2023

https://archiveofourown.org/works/50451733/chapters/127474531

Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note

Published: October 25, 2008

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light-and-Dark-The-Adventures-of-Dark-Yagami

The God of Time With No Name Light’s Real Name! ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note

Published: January 28, 2009

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4823896/1/The-God-of-Time-With-No-Name-Light-s-Real-Name

The Hunger Note Games ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note, Hunger Games

Published: March 3, 2012

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7891243/1/The-Hunger-Note-Games

Darker Yagami - Dark Yagami gets Dark ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note

Published: October 25, 2015

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11578431/1/Darker-Yagami-Dark-Yagami-gets-Dark

Keijo Note Dark Yagami and the Haunted Chest ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note, Keijo

Published: October 30, 2016

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12210984/1/Keijo-Note-Dark-Yagami-and-the-Haunted-Chest

B--B NOTE Dark Yagami's Jinglyest Jugglyest Day ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note

Published: April 2, 2017

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12430783/1/B-B-NOTE-Dark-Yagami-s-Jinglyest-Jugglyest-Day

Gambling Note Dark gos to Vegas ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note

Published: August 12, 2017

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12611027/1/Gambling-Note-Dark-gos-to-Vegas

The Kira Olimpics ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note

Published: October 31, 2018

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13108376/1/The-Kira-Olimpics

The Reveng of A-Kira? Samanthers Surprise ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note

Published: February 5, 2020

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13493978/1/The-Reveng-of-A-Kira-Samanthers-Surprise

Dark Yagami's Lesbean Quest ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Author: D'arkYagam'i

Fandom: Death Note

Published: March 29, 2020

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13535995/1/Dark-Yagami-s-Lesbean-Quest

Brewdening Love ₊˚⊹♡🕊️♡⊹˚₊

Author: ErinOfTheCullenClan

Fandom: Twilight, the Bible Published: September 18, 2009

Full Fanfic compiled in one place: https://www.quotev.com/story/15773729/Brewding-Love-by-ErinOfTheCullenClan/1

Chapter One: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-137395427

Chapter Two: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-2-137397083

Chapter Three: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-3-137397254

Chapter Four: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-4-137397366

Chapter Five: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-5-137397443

Chapter Six: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-6-137397509

Chapter Seven: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-7-137397571

Chapter Eight: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-8-137397634

Chapter Nine: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-9-137397686

Chapter Ten: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-10-137397783

Chapter Eleven: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-11-137397849

Chapter Twelve: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-12-137397912

Chapter Thirteen: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-13-137397972

Chapter Fourteen: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-14-137851191

Chapter Fifteen: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-15-138266722

Chapter Sixteen: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-16-138282527

Chapter Seventeen: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-17-138628378

Chapter Eighteen: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-18-138926454

Chapter Nineteen: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-19-139156871

Chapter Twenty: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-20-139377606

Chapter Twenty One: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-21-139574950

Chapter Twenty Two: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-22-140004955

Chapter Twenty Three: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-23-140101321

Chapter Twenty Four: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-24-140404084

Chapter Twenty Five: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-25-140658983

Chapter Twenty Six: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-chapter-26-140738278

Chapter Twenty Seven: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-27-140871231

Chapter Twenty Eight: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-28-141079267

Chapter Twenty Nine: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-29-141597929

Chapter Thirty: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-30-141603151

Chapter Thirty One: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-31-141685506

Chapter Thirty Two: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-32-142254272

Chapter Thirty Three: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapter-34-143028561

Chapter Thirty Four: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chaptr-34-143308673

Chapter Thirty Five: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-Chapper-35-151192347

Chapter Thirty Six: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Brewdening-Love-36-158921894

Chapter Thirty Seven: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/BREWDENING-LOVE-37-171863829

Chapter Thirty Eight: https://www.deviantart.com/erinofthecullenclan/art/Edwards-brithday-172129353

Insanity Series ⚠︎

Author: Neesha Nicole Nicholson

Fandom: Creepypasta

(not available online. DM me if you want to read it.)

I'm finally getting over my ex! Why, you may ask? She just told me about her sex life with her rebound and showed me multiple hickeys she got from them. Now I have the ick and for right now absolutely no attraction or loving feelings towards her!!

YIPPIEE IM FREE IT'S BEEN ALMOST A MONTH AND IM FREEEEEEE

#thetradlesbian #wlw #good news everyone #good news #ex #breakup #futurama ref #single

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