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TheTradQueer DNI list/rules:

Do NOT Interact if you:

-are homophobic, racist, xenophobic, transphobic, anti-immigration, anti-Palestine, pro-Trump, pro-life

-this blog may not be explicit, but it's still 18+ adults only. I do not talk to kids on the internet

Rules:

-YOU MUST ENJOY LIZARDS AND LIGHTHEARTED WHIMSY TO BE HERE

-If you like girl kissing YOU ARE A PRESTIGIOUS MEMBER (as long as you adhere to the rules)

-men are welcome but must be supervised

-we hate cauliflower here, you can like it everywhere else just not here, we only bash cauliflower on this blog

-no toxic yuri (except for tuesdays) wholesome yuri only

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thetradqueer

Me and Wife are having a baby! Not a human those ones scare me. This baby is a leopard gecko. He will be our son, the boy of the house.

His previous owner was a zoologist so his tank is pretty cool. Plus he already has an amazing name... that I may reveal soon.

thetradqueer

Life update: left abusive gf, rehomed the gecko to some friends! I’m happy and safe and so is the baby!!

With my disabilities I couldn’t give him the quality of care I wanted to so I gave him to some amazing friends that care for all of their pets with the highest quality! He’s healthy with a chonky tail and absolutely thriving!!! Rehoming was an act of love and care he’ll always be my little boy in my heart

Hmm

#thetradqueer #screenshot #tumblr #hmm

You bitches ever drink a spicy margarita in the bathtub with ur socks on?

#thetradqueer #spicy margarita #bathtub #fuckin socks

My notes game+self care

0 notes: I gain the confidence to post this

1 note: I give myself a pat on the back and a lil smile

5 notes: glass o water

10 notes: random pieces of advice in the comments

15 notes: I clear off my bed

25 notes: I'll tell you guys a secret in the comments oooooh intrigue

50 notes: favorite movies (no particular order)

60 notes: I clear off my shelf to arrange my trinkets and collectables

75 notes: trinket tour

100 notes: FOR IT IS EYE

2000 notes: my dyslexic ass reads a god damn book for once

I might add more tiers, if you have any suggestions or things you want to see let me know

#thetradqueer #notes game #challenge #game #just for funsies

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My gender is a secret menu item

#thetradqueer #gender #queer #genderqueer #secret menu #nonbinary

idea: Scottish ska band named ScotSka

#thetradqueer #Scotland #Ska #Music

I wish I was a fly on the wall of your skull so I can see how that brain work

#thetradqueer #fly on the wall #eavesdropping #thoughts #brain #LET ME IN

Call me Bubble Bass cause i'm about to trick McDonalds into comping my meal

#thetradqueer #spongebob #mcdonalds #fast food #bubble bass #fuck your corporation

foone

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

foone

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

foone

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

sleepydogdisease

oh no, animal ears are feet

foone

yeah. cat ears are feet!

mere-technicality

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

foone

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

madigail

the two types of tumblr post are calvin's dad and rule 34. all posts fall into one of these two categories. despite being kink-related, this post is actually calvin's dad.

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dumbpuppyfag

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

cherubg1rl

greenlabcoat

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

blignick

bunjywunjy

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

marsha-landlord

And I did not get it.

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the-muppet-joker

I've mupping relapsed

thetradqueer

Dangerous crow boy is my Batman

nerds-books-n-worms

I need a Dangerous Crow Boy/Batman crossover. Plastic Girl and Catwoman would also team up

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