The Transistor Radio

"He's So Shy" ~ Playlist by Tristan

"Here's the thing about rights.   They're not actually supposed to be voted on.   That's why they're called rights." – Rachel Maddow

"(Laughs.) ...as long as no undergarments are exposed." :P  Haha!

Sometimes I'm editing a picture, see... And I don't know how to use Photoshop. I'm not an expert.  But I still put effort into it. Until I realise I've been obsessing over some minute detail for so long that I scream, "F*CK THE GOLDEN RATIO!" excessively loudly – far, far too loudly, practically daring my neighbors to comment through the walls that nobody thought to make thicker – and in my world, this is considered cathartic. Then I blare "Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend. P.S.  I love Oxford commas.  The End.   Thank you for coming "to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend. Come inside, come inside..." And now...  Ladies and gentlemen... Without further ado...  Please welcome to the stage... Those kings of "Contra" and Columbians on Cape Cod! Natives of New York and across America... Vampire Weekend!

(I feel really lame for feeling the need to point the first part out considering it's obvious.  I also have issues with Jordin Sparks's "Tattoo," various other songs, and certain expressions, too, as you can probably imagine.)