Haha, oh man.
The cat thing is such a classic.
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@thetopben
Haha, oh man.
The cat thing is such a classic.

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Sometimes being a superhero means rescuing people, sometimes it means fights.
Today it means finding a group of kids and spraying water everywhere so they can have fun and cool down.
I can imagine... Ours was at least mostly keeping to the Sargasso Sea and assorted sea monsterly activities, haha...! It led an assault by the Deep Ones on the island we were stationed on out there. Ours was a lesser facet of the Dreamer out there, like the one big fish.
We managed somehow. I'm only sorry I couldn't be there to see you kick its ass.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Hah! Sometimes, things are better as stories than having been there.
Ours is... a little harder to describe. He could shapeshift, but at first we thought he was some sort of dragon. Later he was more squid-like, but I'm not sure if that was all him or from Vilgax's influence (whole other story in there). He also could get into people's heads. He had this creature as a herald, too, that could also do it. Seeing it get to my cousin like that, that was a lot. But we found out most kinds of metal could block it. Who knew there was a legitimate use for those tinfoil hats? Haha!
Good evening, Ben.
I take it you've met before?
Yeah. It's been... Wow, 11 years now, about, since he was threatening my world. It was a rough time. They had him locked up in... I can't remember if it was a separate dimension or a space between dimensions, and I'm also not sure there's a big difference there. It's crazy to hear about him from a universe that's so different from mine.
But hey, we both did it, right? Shows them for underestimating some "little mortals," haha!
I killed Dagon.
Hah. Wow. That's a name I haven't heard in years.

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potato seeking behavior
@thetopben replied to your post “They don't train assassins like they used to. No...”:
Offer him a body guard job?
Huh! Not a bad idea, really. Not like he can go back to his own people now.
Yeah I've seen a couple situations like this before. Not, like, exactly, but you know, someone trained to be violent one way and they can't actually go through with it when push comes to shove. Sometimes reframing it works out better for 'em. And hey who doesn't like spinning an enemy into an ally!
If he sucks at being a bodyguard you can always pair him up with a gardener or something. I just figure that it would line up with his training okay enough, and having other guards to work with could help with like a feeling of comradery!
Make sure you commit to the bit, that's how you can really sell it.
Oh absolutely. The fact that I can throw in a "how do you know this is my true form" on top of it is just icing on the cake!
I almost forgot to talk about the funniest conspiracy theory I heard today.
Humans aren't real.
I'm going to start saying this whenever I'm off Earth

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Unrestrained winter fun
Intricate rituals
the only option, obviously
I always have to start the New Years with this picture.
[ID: white text on a black background, the text reads “Dawn of The First Day -364 Days Remain-” end ID.]
Winter Shenanigans
People only like posts about base level emotions like "love" and "suffering" unlike us who indulge in highly advanced emotions like "car alarm"

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Happy Birthday, Ben! I hope it's been a good one!
Thanks, Edie!! We had a nice little get together, and even before and after the party things were pretty chill. Hope you been doin' alright!