Falling in Love is Hard on the Knees

mom… dad… im batman

wait

I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP

This is the second time this has popped up on my dash… Good, that means the cuts all over my fingers were worth it

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT

I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe

in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense

i was SO tight about this bullshit

This^

crying ffs lilly is this titanic

NOOOO! NOT LILLY!

   son

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men

I love it that she goes back for her purse

priorities man

we found hell