An Ornery Goblin's Blog

im done doing this blog. its a mess.

you’re welcome to follow my main for more caliborn content which i will be posting soonish since i do have the desire to draw him some more.

youre also welcome to send me prompts for stuff involving caliborn dave karkat dirk or some other HS characters. mostly those four though.

HE IS TWENTY-TWO HERE AND SO IS BYRD AND THE ORIGINAL DAVE. WE HAVEN’T HEARD FROM THE ORIGINAL DAVE IN THREE YEARS THOuGH. THE NEW SMALL DAVE IS FROM SOME WEIRD SHENANIGANS INVOLVING TRYING TO TuRN BYRD GODTIER DESPITE HIM NOT PLAYING THE GAME...AND ALSO NOT REALIZING DAVE’S DREAMSELF WAS STILL ALIVE THERE. IT’S COMPLICATED.

ALSO WE HAVEN’T HEARD FROM DIRK IN A YEAR ANYWAY. IT’S JuST ME. AND BRO. AND CALLIOPE. AND JOHN. AND SMALL DAVE. AND BYRD. AND JAKE. ....”JuST”.

BASICALLY;

I AM TWENTY-THREE.JOHN IS TWENTY....TWO? I THINK?CALLIOPE IS TWENTY-TWO. AND IS NOT MY CALLIOPE. NOT REALLY.BRO IS...WHAT? FORTY SOMETHING? IT DOESN’T MATTER. WE’RE IMMORTAL WHO CARES.SMALL DAVE IS SOME LOW TEEN NuMBER I DON’T KNOW.BYRD IS TWENTY-TWO. I REMEMBER HIM AND CALLIOPE BECAuSE IT’S ONE YEAR LESS THAN ME.JAKE IS... SOMEWHERE AROuND DAVE’S NuMBER.

YOu’RE GOING TO HAVE TO POINT OuT TO ME. WHEN AND WHERE I SAID I WAS SHIPPING CHILDREN.

BECAuSE I’M ALMOST CERTAIN. THAT’S NOT A THING I’VE BEEN DOING.

uNLESS THIS IS IN REFERENCE TO MY OLD DAVE X KARKAT STuFF. TO WHICH I POINT OuT THAT THAT WAS IN REFERENCE TO THE ONES THAT ARE OLDER THAN ME.

NOT THE ONE PARTICuLAR ALTERNATE THAT IS THIRTEEN AND IN THE SAME HOuSEHOLD AS ME. THAT WE REVIVED RECENTLY FROM A DEAD SESSION. THE ONE ORIGINALLY FROM THIS uNIVERSE. IS ONE YEAR YOuNGER THAN ME. AND HAS CuT OFF CONTACT WITH ME AND THE REST OF THE HOuSEHOLD.

I AM FIVE FEET AND TEN INCHES. 

I AM 23 uNITS AT THIS POINT.

I CAN’T DO THAT WITH AN EMPTY INBOX.